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1/23/2015 11:26:15 PM
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Found This Piece of Gold on Imgur

[url=http://imgur.com/gallery/aZs3o8d]Original post.[/url] [quote]Some back story: I was just a little girl at the time when I was taken. My parents were neglectful and didn't even notice when it happened. So I was just lying in my bed one night, trying to sleep after a long day of drawing shit with crayons and whatnot when a very tall, very skinny (lanky is probably the word) man came in and grabbed me. He took me from my room and put me in some sort of container which I believe now was soundproof. I can't remember how but I eventually ended up with two other men and the lanky guy was gone. One of these men was fat and short (lets just call him round man), and the other was hairy and massive but he treated me well and was nicer than the others by far (we'll name him kitty). I genuinely enjoyed my time with these two, maybe because I was neglected at home or maybe because Stockholm syndrome had set in. Whatever it was I have nothing but positive memories with these two captors. I don't know why they took me or how long I was there but I remember the night that led to me returning home. I think the round man and kitty had a falling out with lanky man over a dispute about what o do with me. They seemed sure that if they returned me back to my home they would never be found out and never get in trouble. Lanky man argued that he could use me to make money but round man and kitty didn't like that. In the end kitty and round man outsmarted and outran lanky man, then they put me back in my room. A few years later I am in my room again, not much has changed except I've aged a little. I see my door open and in the doorway is a hulking man covered in hair. All I can yell is "Kitty" as the monsters face contorts to a smile and his blue fur bounces slightly with joy.[/quote] [url=http://disney-clipart.com/MonstersInc/characters/monstergroup.jpg]For those of you who don't understand the joke.[/url]

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