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FunK You XUR for not bringing heavy ammo! Now I have to doubly waste my time Farming for glimmer to buy ammo, and then i get to waste time using my time trying to beat crota wigth randoms. Rinse, repeat.

Necro.....

I remember this raid. Waited until I got ghorn to even give it a go. Didn't want to get ignored on LFG... Now I have no clue how to even get a group for the new one... I'm about to give up on even trying. O well. That's what I get for waiting so long. I had 2 @ 295 the day after it was out. I'm an idiot. Regretting that now.

My son is uncheesable Haha silly guardians His mother simply asked him to come home for dinner that's where he went. #familytime

Guys don't worry with this post. If you watch the video it's easy to figure out what they did to cheese Crota. After a few tries I managed to replicate this solo. I'll have a real video up shortly that goes into more deal about how to do it. I don't have time to explain why I don't have to explain, but I'll say you need at least 10 lemons a bucket of grease and monkey wrench to pull this off. *Edit* guys the video is coming shortly, had some hang ups reacquiring the lemons *edit2* it seems someone in your group needs radiant dance machines equipped with no land beyond *edit 3* because post aren't cool without tons of edits *Edit 4* video is up, check my channel. 420CrotaCheeseSwag *Edit 5* Don't forget to like and subscribe *Edit 6* here's a link if you can't find my channel http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ *Edit 7* Also please don't hate *Edit 8* Still can't find the video? That's because there isn't one. Beat it legit, much easier than waiting around here for someone to teach you how to cheat *edit 9* Just found the lemons! Real video coming shortly (ignore previous edit)

500 usd to tell me how this was done. Msg me.

Why cheese when you can just put him down in two swords???

My Hard Crota kill in 2:40. 2 swords LEGIT. youtu.be/oAq3yaqgDCc

I've beat this once and the amount of time it glitches with the sword disappearing, Ogres not spawning, enemies walking through glass, Crota getting right back up after eating 4 Gjallarhorns, I say fuq it, cheese that fuqer.

LF14M for Crota cheese...That's right, you can have 14 people in 1 raid party, but I'm not gonna tell you how unless the planets align to open a magical gate in my backyard to the Doritos factory and I feel like it... Anyway, here's the cheese strategy: First, everyone quits out and the game gets super-lagged, which allows me to go super-ULTRA Blade Dancer. Everyone joins back in and I use Radiant Dance Machine's hidden ability to do a septuple headspin and unlock the hidden 'Jam Master Jay Parachute Pants' armor. Once equipped, I can jump to the top of the crystal room, strike a He-Man pose, and use the power of Eternia to summon Captain Planet AND Dumbledore. Captain Planet instantly dies because he sucks, the Oversoul is summoned, and Dumbledore sacrifices himself to save us. Now at this point, I'm sure you're wondering what the point of all this was. Well, Dumbledore keeps all of the most powerful swords in history in his anus, for safe keeping. So, with him dead, I retrieve the Master Sword from its hiding spot. When Crota shoots his wizard-blast-balls, I deflect them back and that blows all his armor revealing that he is actually a sexy, alien princess that was cursed by the bad guy from Tron. She's so thankful that she gives us all exotic ships that combine into SUPER-Voltron and we get laid by her sexy, alien entourage. I already have a video of this, but I'm not in the mood to share it right now. Actually, it's already up on YouTube, but the other Power Rangers and I all know you won't find it. EDIT: Ok, me and the Justice League talked earlier and I was gonna share it, but Batman was being a little -blam!-, so maybe I'll share it later. EDIT: Alright, me and the BeetleBorgs agree that if this thing is popular enough by the time I eat my cereal but before I drink the milk, I might share the video. EDIT: I'm gonna put another excuse here. I just wanted to save myself the time of typing 'EDIT:' again next time.

Beat it legit. FU and ur cheese.

Why can't anyone notice that the rubble of the horns are still on the floor like before crota is summoned

Fellas, I have cracked the code! I watched this video numerous times, studying it to see what it was they did, and I absolutely figured it out! :D Our fire team was able to successfully do it after about 4 attempts, so I'm certain you guys can as well. Here's why I'm saying this... I'm gonna post a video with me explaining step by step how to do it. If you're good enough you ultimately will only need a minimum of 3 people to do this. Give me a little bit of time and I'll post it on my YouTube channel. I'll reply to this post when it's up. By the way, thanks for the video, @Gerotic, helped me figured out how to do it, and my "Howto" video will probably be a huge success! -------------------------- *Final Edit* So as a lot of you were able to tell... This was a hoax! Yup. This was a failed attempt to get the guy who posted the video to look at my post and hopefully go, "Wait, he knows about it and will be posting a video? Shit! I gotta get that video made first so I can get all the views and stuff rather than him!" So yeah... Trying to get some info out of him, but clearly didn't work. xD Will he ever post a video? I dunno, but I'll continue to try and figure out the cheese for myself. *Here's what I've found out so far* -So in the beginning when everybody stands on the crystal right before everyone turns orange, you can jump out of the glass that forms in the front in the beginning. The Titan and the Hunter in the video melee-ing Crota jumped out before the glass formed. (*Confirmed, I've jumped through personally, so it is possible*) -If you look at the map in the video, you can see enemies on the left and right of the map, indicating the Acolytes and Knights still being there. -Notice at the end of the video, the screen flashes indicating the glass finally dropped to let in the Acolytes and Knights to fight. -Networking issues (lag/host migration maybe) can probably explain most the rest. So yeah, I will say something if I actually figure it out.