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Edited by Recon Number 54: 2/18/2015 3:44:22 PM
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The legend of SmoggyPluto

(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 ) [quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire. Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote] It made me laugh, as did the response to it. So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian. Smoggy, we salute you. [b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians. I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say? [b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending. [b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving. Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg [b]Edit4:[/b] 8778086

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  • Our fireteam was about to wipe because of an oracle glitch, smoggy joined as a 7th team member and ran in circles til he hit 88 mph taking us back to the last Oracle. He danced and it exploded due to awesome overload in the timesteam which also deleted atheon from existence. True story.

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  • I heard that he fought Crota to death SOLO using his bare hands.

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    • Edited by Peeks___: 1/19/2015 1:25:30 PM
      Haha I remember that post. OP was mad that Smoggy got Gjallarhorn even though he was on top of the scoreboard and Smoggy was at the bottom. I thought that was odd too so I sent the screenshot in to be analyzed and the thing is, the name and reward of the first and last player had been switched! OP was just mad that the best player in that match--and maybe ever--actually got the best reward instead of the guy who got shit on that game (OP)

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    • haha i have nothing to add but a BUMP

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    • One day, my baby got roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, becsuse my baby is Jewish and Chuck said "No..." in a solemn and sinister tone. I couldn't help my defenseless baby, I was heartbroken. Then smoggypluto showed up on my door, asks who did this and cuts me off and returns that he already knows, heads over to Chucks house and launches a single Rocket straight at his face, comes back, without a single scratch i might add, and Kisses my baby boys nose and says it'll all be okay. My baby has never smiled so much and it turns out Chuck Norris doesn't actually have an extra fist under his beard, it's just a chin.. whod've thunk it?! To this day SmoggyPluto has been my hero.

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      • Anyone else notice the guy that had a light level of 19 in the original thread about this guy?

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      • Damn it's a shame that SmoggyPluto isn't on Xbox One, I would add him as a friend & go out of my way to help gear him & all 3 of his characters just to spite "Suppose" How dare he question the integrity of our saviour SmoggyPluto! People like "Suppose" are the real enemy here. Please Xbox 360 guardians, find SmoggyPluto & do thy bidding.

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      • One time I was in a car crash and lost all my limbs...when I woke up I had them back...to my right was a limbless being I asked why he would do this "because I could" "Thankyou smoggypluto...thankyou" Then he uttered the words that will echo throughout my life for all eternity "Please...just call me smoggy"

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      • Edited by Sonic Roctopus: 1/19/2015 9:44:48 AM
        There's actually been multiple guardians acknowledging Smoggypluto's kindness and I'm glad it's finally happening. From donating his organs to those in need, to offering that little encouragement to keep you going and never give up. I'll always be the first to say... [b]thank you Smoggypluto.[/b]

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        • I feel like I'm missing out on something here....

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          • SmoggyPluto...you da real MVP

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          • One time we were losing so bad in crucible shaxx told us to fight back and capture the zones in a tone I've never heard... Then smoggy showed up.. Told shaxx off and shaxx said he'd fight by my side anydsy. Thanks smoggy

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          • I was doing patrol on earth once, killing some hive for the bounty and some as what decided to camp the spawn. Smoggy showed up, pointed his awesome finger in the trolls direction, and poof he disappeared from the game. Man that guy is the coolest. I try to be just like him, but who am I kidding, no one can even comprehend that awesomeness.

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