(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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BUMP for year one players will always know the pain of coming in first and last place getting an exotic.
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It was about three weeks ago. I had completed everything after the reset except for nightfall. At the time the strike was Phogoth. I gathered the mightiest guardians in the galaxy. After all, death was final... Right? At least that's what I thought: The nightfall started just like your usual Phogoth strike. Level 30 enemies, some with extra shields and what not. We mustered though the first part with many close calls. When we finally made it to Phogoth we were no match for the great eye blasts of the mighty ogre. Reviving, dying, reviving, dying... It never stopped. Suddenly, both of my fireteam members died. I was the only one left. I finally brought up the courage to try to revive them. It was going good. I was dodging enemy shots, stun-locking Phogoth and throwing grenades at the right time. I was just about to revive one of my fireteam members when Phogoth got a perfect shot on me. The timer clicked down. [i]6, 5, 4, 3...[/i] I glanced down at the bottom left corner of my screen as it said "SmoggyPluto" has joined your fireteam. I couldn't believe it. He was here. The stranger simply uttered the word "stop". Everything stopped. He spoke the word "revive". Everyone was instantly revived. And then he bellowed the word "dance". Our whole fireteam started dancing. Everything was dancing. The acolytes, thralls, knights, wizards. And then the unspeakable happened. Phogoth's name changed to "Brogoth". He was wearing clothes now too. He had a backwards hat on, three gold chains, and a mic in his right hand. He then proceeded to rap. His rhymes were the illest in the galaxy. [i]Yo knights, wizards, acolytes, thralls I'll spit my raps, sing with me y'all They try to chain me up caus they can't contain my swagger If you thought my last last verse was good, this next one is bigger and badder[/i] He kept rapping about the hive for about two minutes when suddenly Randal the vandal appeared. [i]Hey it's Randal the Vandal standing proud and tall You think the hive's so good? I'll crush an army of thralls You say all your raps are the biggest and baddest But when you really listen to them they're really quite the saddest[/i] They battled relentlessly back and forth for 30 minutes and then Phogoth choked. Phogoth had lost. The penalty: death. SmoggyPluto walked in between the two freshest rappers in the universe with Phogoth cowering in fear. SmoggyPluto then slowly walked up to Phogoth and whispered in his ear "It's all ogre now". Phogoth burst into dust. Thirty seconds later the mission ended. We were all so excited to see what we got from the nightfall. It turned out, though, that we all got strange coins. We were overrun with disappointment but little did we know, SmoggyPluto wasn't done yet. He simply let out a "ugh" sound and all of our 11 strange coins turned into 11 fully maxed gjallarhorns. But he didn't stop there. We watched in awe as we were also rewarded fully maxed crotas end raid gear. "SmoggyPluto has left the fireteam" I still don't know where SmoggyPluto is today, but wherever he is, I want him to know, that I am eternally in his debt. Smoggy is love Smoggy is life I say
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