Fellow guardians, below is the prayer for thy savior RNGsus. Learn it, and recite it daily, especially before every nightfall and raid.
*bows head*
[i]RNGsus, hallowed be thy name. Thy digits come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the Tower. Give us this day our daily shards. And forgive us our dismantles, as we forgive those who have dismantled before us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the Cryptarch. For thine is the loot table, the engrams, and the luck, forever and ever.
Amen.[/i]
Spread the good word. The faithful shall be rewarded.
EDIT: All those who who do not believe--Atheonists--will be Exo-cummunicated by the Church of the Traveler.
[spoiler]This is not intended as blasphemy or to offend anyone. Just some lighthearted fun[/spoiler]
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No joke I said this prayer at the exotic chest and my friends were all like "dude it's not gonna work" then the light from RNGsus dawned upon me and gifted me with the mighty GJALLARHORN to slay the non-believers. I am now a loyal worshipper of RNGsus. Utter the prayer and you shall be blessed. Check my most recent game and my Titan you will see the GJALLARHORN equipped