Breaking News!
This news establishment is going out of business. We solomnly want to bring you guardians the stories you deserve to hear, but that's just the problem. There is no story to be told. Currently all we have are bits, and pieces. Whilst might be good for some, a news organization cannot survive off that. So, with heavy hearts we leave you with these wise words from Golden Age philosopher, Jaden Smith.
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I want to have fun making stuff up, is that so wrong? /:
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Haha. Don't take it wrong. It's just my spin on it.
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Fair enough, thought you meant it to be rude. Sorry. XD