You guys drink milk from bags. French Canadians account for 90% of your nation's rudeness, and the vast majority of you dislike them. Your soldiers are very cool guys when they head down to our bases for joint training at JBLM, unfortunately they can't hold their liquor and constantly make passes at the fattest women in the bar. You call Mac&Cheese Kraft Dinner. Canadian Tire Money is legal tender. Tim Hortons is entirely over rated. You call Disco Fries Poutine.