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Edited by TooFastForPat: 12/20/2014 11:05:49 AM
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Things you won't hear from Hunters

[u]You probably will never hear any of the following from Hunters:[/u] I missed (If we did, we never say it out loud, or we blame it on miscalculated wind drift). They caught me. It’s boring out there in the wastes. I feel safer in the city. I am perfectly capable of social interaction with normal people (If you hear this from a Hunter it’s most likely a lie).[b] [Pro Tip: Hunters tend to make a drumming motion with their index finger when they’re lying/nervous, as a way to track and control heart rate][/b] Yeah I’m stalking you (It’s either a coincidence or a lie). Hmm, this Hand Cannon/Scout Rifle/Pulse Rifle is cool and all but I’d rather go with the Auto Rifle. I’m scared of heights. I’m not going down/in there. I think they saw me. I lost/forgot my knife. I’ll let you hold my knife (lol Never, not even if you’re our crush). [b][Pro tip: A Hunter tends to name a knife after his/her love interest. (e.g. Amanda, Alach)][/b] I like your waist-sash/armband (To Titans and Warlocks). I didn't see you there (To anyone, even fellow Hunters). My cloak looks ridiculous (Our cloaks never look ridiculous). My mum made me this cloak (Even if she did). I can’t survive alone. I don’t think we can kill that. I think we’re lost. Your bubble saved my life (To Titans, we might say thanks, but not to this extent). I like your idea (To Warlocks, even if we do in fact, like your ideas). Your knife is bigger than mine (To fellow Hunters). Get behind me Titan. Take the shot Warlock. Wait up guys, I’m tired. (And of course): Warlocks taught us how to blink. [u]/*Step up Guardians! Get creative and make lists for your own class*/[/u]

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  • [quote]Here are the things Titans will not say. "Step out in front of me, Hunter/Warlock" "I prefer Auto Rifles above all weapons." (A true Titan uses whatever is around him) "I did not name my shotgun." (Titans, like Hunters, name their weapons after good friends/heroes/love interests) "Punching something is not an acceptable plan." (Punching solves everything.) "I can't stop the bleeding! (FACT: All Titans must take field medic courses, and always know what to do when injured.) "You'll pull through, just stay still. (You are going to be alright, but are probably dying. Just let your Titan buddy do their work.) "I am the greatest!" (Boasting is reserved for Hunters) "I don't care about history." (Titans love history, to the point that they will sit down and voluntarily converse with the Cryptarch for hours at a time) "I'm not much of a strategist." (Titans love strategy) "These are MY field rations" (Titans always share) "I wasn't worried, I knew you could do it." (Titans are constantly worried about their comrades) "I can't do that for you." (This is a flat-out lie) "I could care less about what you think." (Also a lie.) "Only male Exos are true Titans" (The last Titan to say this fell was punched right off the Tower by Commander Zavala.) "No girls allowed" (See above)

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