Oh, and to keep it on topic with Destiny. Crucible n shit, yo.
[spoiler]Keep them coming guys. Remember to generate another to respond to some people as well![/spoiler]
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My version of a lovely Monday afternoon is seeing a mime mutilate your ear.
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For the love of god why do you smell like your Mom just crapped you out, did you play in the dumpster again?
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Na son, I'ma shove my foot up yo dumb ass you dumb shit ditch pig.
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Id rather deep throat a cactus than hang with you
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How very mild: "I don't want to visit you in prison, even your own family doesn't want to visit you in prison, perchance it would make everybody happier if you were skinned alive."
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Why are you so irritable, poopshanks, did someone take a big old poop in your toaster?
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[quote]A lot of people think that your turn-ons include wrinkle molesting and Judge Judy's bowel movements.[/quote]
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My version of a flawless Friday night is watching a football team fist-blam!- your colon.
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You're the first skank I've ever hoped to poison.
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Go -blam!- your tube sock, you pathetic twat.
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You have the gay. Don't worry however, the news isn't all bad. You're also going to die from it.
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Go shake your ears, thou horrible rump-fed cock'red silken wanton.
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I just douched a hunk of kielbasa out of my humongous uterus and it was the spitting image of you.
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Web page not found check your Internet connection. Take that!
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Go -blam!- yourself, you displeasing cockmonster.
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Alright pissfalcon, this is the story. You either change your attitude, or we are going to fist you with chainmail.
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You have a terrible smile, shitty breath, and you're pretty goddamn annoying I loled
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You're the first shitlord I've ever hoped to asphyxiate.
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It suddenly strikes me that you're sweet. And by sweet I really mean loathsome. [spoiler]Man I got a shit one[/spoiler]
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I pray that a congressman throat--blam!-s you in your parents bedroom, you queef-breathing kiwi
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In a few years, I'd be surprised if you weren't weeping silently while being ridden by thugs in an empty bus stop for cheap liquor, you worthless twat
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I pray that a police officer dick-whips you in a van, you slimy shit stain.
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I will stop being a piece of shit and you will be homeless.
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Bathe thyself, thou horrid knotty-pated lowly vassal
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I was daydreaming about you on Friday evening, and oh my lord I aspired to finger you in a horrid place.
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Suck a fat dick, you impoverished, backwoods, cousin -blam!-ing, hog wrestlers.