Here is some [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for playing Destiny.
Make sure you have the [b]Patience and Time[/b] to deal with the grind, or you could suffer the [b]Fate of All Fools[/b].
When doing a raid, don’t be [b]The Comedian[/b] who thinks they know what to do, as you may just find yourself in [b]The Swarm[/b] of mobs, and just as your about to see [b]Red Death[/b] or worse, you could be a [b]Bad Seed Down[/b], a guardian may come along and help you see the [b]Light / Beware[/b] though, as you may become a [b]Thorn[/b] in the guardians side, and suffer from some [b]Bad Juju[/b].
If you have some doubt about doing something, but feel that a guardian is an [b]Unfriendly Giant[/b] towards your questions, then IMO, it’s always best to start with an [b]Ice Breaker[/b]. [b]The Supremacy[/b] of that guardian’s knowledge could give you [b]The Chance[/b] of defeating a [b]Final Boss[/b].
[b]The Cure[/b] for [b]The Crash[/b] that you may experience by playing Destiny is [b]The Culling[/b] of the petting zoo; and only when you do will the [b]Truth[/b] dawn on you.
[b]The Calling[/b] you feel from [b]The Devil You Know[/b] aka the Cryptarch to change engrams in to something useful, could feel like you are in [b]Monte Carlo[/b] gambling under a [b]Hard Light[/b]; so always make sure you have a [b]Plan C[/b]; otherwise the [b]Lord High Fixer[/b] will unleash the [b]Cryptic Dragon[/b] on you. And as you know, the house always wins.
So I come to the end of my [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for you, and I hope that the [b]Fatebringer[/b] will help you with [b]Atheon’s Epiloge[/b]. I know my advice may seem [b]Strange Suspect[/b] to you, but the [b]Thunderlord [/b]has allowed me to have [b]The Last Word[/b].
[b]Gjallarhorn[/b]
p.s. [b]Doctor Nope[/b] says: To get rid of that [b]Dragon's Breath[/b] you have, gargle with mouth wash. Rinse and repeat daily - I know its a grind, but you never know what may happen when you go to [i]The Dark Below[/i].
[i]The House of Wolves[/i] may soon be at your door looking for their [b]Universal Remote[/b]; and I would suggest if you have lost it, offer them the [b]MIDA Multi-Tool[/b] instead. And who knows, you just might get to [b]Pocket Infinity[/b] whilst they are under the [b]Vision of Confluence[/b].
[b]Edit:[/b] There are some on these forums that have or may take offense to this post. I did [b]not[/b] create this to intentionally cause any offense - if you do feel offended, then I am sorry. This was meant to be a slightly fun way to use various weapon names.
Some of you have commented that your favourite is not mentioned. It was not intentional, and it was not easy creating this. Should I ever have the desire/inspiration to do something similar, I will try to include - but no promises.
To all the great comments - thank you!
-
Not bad.
-
That's awesome dude congrats on that
-
And then [b]poo[/b] in the [b]hole[/b]
-
Good to know someone else likes to put Gjallarhorn in random places as well.
-
Don't worry about OP, he should be raiding the Moon but seems to be after [b]Uranus[/b].
-
I had a fit at the end.........G-horn.
-
Verily, you are indeed an AceAtlantian. Bravo.
-
I was waiting for one of these kinds of posts for a while now
-
Edited by AG Protocol: 12/21/2014 1:48:57 PM
-
Awesome, nice one.
-
Lol awesome dude
-
-
lol 70% sure the devs had this text before them when naming exotics
-
Edited by Enrathe: 12/21/2014 12:30:51 PMAmazing
-
This is about 20% impressive and 80% sad. There are better ways to spend so much time.
-
Prepare to die, as the pubstars will hunt you down...to big up da KDR....
-
*slow clap begins*
-
Awesome! Pure genius!
-
After Atheon has been shattered, it might seem like there's [b]No Land Beyond[/b]. But that is incorrect, you never know what's to come.
-
-
This i like
-
You, I like you
-
Applause!!!