Here is some [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for playing Destiny.
Make sure you have the [b]Patience and Time[/b] to deal with the grind, or you could suffer the [b]Fate of All Fools[/b].
When doing a raid, don’t be [b]The Comedian[/b] who thinks they know what to do, as you may just find yourself in [b]The Swarm[/b] of mobs, and just as your about to see [b]Red Death[/b] or worse, you could be a [b]Bad Seed Down[/b], a guardian may come along and help you see the [b]Light / Beware[/b] though, as you may become a [b]Thorn[/b] in the guardians side, and suffer from some [b]Bad Juju[/b].
If you have some doubt about doing something, but feel that a guardian is an [b]Unfriendly Giant[/b] towards your questions, then IMO, it’s always best to start with an [b]Ice Breaker[/b]. [b]The Supremacy[/b] of that guardian’s knowledge could give you [b]The Chance[/b] of defeating a [b]Final Boss[/b].
[b]The Cure[/b] for [b]The Crash[/b] that you may experience by playing Destiny is [b]The Culling[/b] of the petting zoo; and only when you do will the [b]Truth[/b] dawn on you.
[b]The Calling[/b] you feel from [b]The Devil You Know[/b] aka the Cryptarch to change engrams in to something useful, could feel like you are in [b]Monte Carlo[/b] gambling under a [b]Hard Light[/b]; so always make sure you have a [b]Plan C[/b]; otherwise the [b]Lord High Fixer[/b] will unleash the [b]Cryptic Dragon[/b] on you. And as you know, the house always wins.
So I come to the end of my [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for you, and I hope that the [b]Fatebringer[/b] will help you with [b]Atheon’s Epiloge[/b]. I know my advice may seem [b]Strange Suspect[/b] to you, but the [b]Thunderlord [/b]has allowed me to have [b]The Last Word[/b].
[b]Gjallarhorn[/b]
p.s. [b]Doctor Nope[/b] says: To get rid of that [b]Dragon's Breath[/b] you have, gargle with mouth wash. Rinse and repeat daily - I know its a grind, but you never know what may happen when you go to [i]The Dark Below[/i].
[i]The House of Wolves[/i] may soon be at your door looking for their [b]Universal Remote[/b]; and I would suggest if you have lost it, offer them the [b]MIDA Multi-Tool[/b] instead. And who knows, you just might get to [b]Pocket Infinity[/b] whilst they are under the [b]Vision of Confluence[/b].
[b]Edit:[/b] There are some on these forums that have or may take offense to this post. I did [b]not[/b] create this to intentionally cause any offense - if you do feel offended, then I am sorry. This was meant to be a slightly fun way to use various weapon names.
Some of you have commented that your favourite is not mentioned. It was not intentional, and it was not easy creating this. Should I ever have the desire/inspiration to do something similar, I will try to include - but no promises.
To all the great comments - thank you!
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I like the part where he just said "Gjallarhorn" ... do you guys remember that?
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I r8 8/8 m8!
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Brilliant. Welcome, newcomers, welcome. So very pleased to meet you. Enjoy the grind, it's the most fun I've had with a video game in ages.
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Awesome. Oh and welcome Christmas Noobz. We were all Noobz at one point. And boobz.
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See you Xmas knobs in the cruicible.... bring loob
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This was a brilliant read!
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This is good!
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Great post, ignore the haters!
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All the noobs need to know is that Exotics are a waste of time. Don't bother leveling up more than a few favorites cause all your hard work gets undone all too soon.
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Another bit of [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for X-Mas Noobs...always be [b]Up For Anything.[/b]
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How long did it take you to figure that out?
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Im not even mad
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Very well done.
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Gjallarhorn. Lol
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Well done
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Nice! Very pun-y
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Leave.
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Nice effort but the noobs aren't here yet. #tryhard
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Awesome
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Lol, Gjallarhorn
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Nice copy and paste.
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Edited by LiamCDM: 12/21/2014 8:55:38 PMHow is this offensive to anyone? My god people are so sensitive. I guess I have to have PATIENCE AND TIME with a THORN in my backside called overly sensitive little faries. To tell you the TRUTH, I need to have a PLAN C when dealing with an annoying FINAL BOSS called trolls.
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This is one of the best posts I have seen in a while!!
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Lol I'm gonna tbag those noobs
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