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Edited by Recon Number 54:
12/20/2014 7:54:29 PM
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I want to kill my girls friends rat dog
Sometimes I wish her dog 'pretzel' would get hit by a car. It bites barks and screams at me like a howler monkey. It even acts scared when I try to be nice to it then proceeds to try and nip me. By the why this is a chihuahua. What should I do. I actually need help!
My girlfriend thinks I'm laughing at random stuff on here but I'm actually laughing at this post! Lol
This dogs a "puppy" and my girlfriend thinks it's gonna live for 10 more years. It's -blam!-ing 2 years old for crying out loud
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1 ReplyThrough a variety of reasons, I have come to the conclusion that hot chicks always have some kind of unfavorable dog. 10/10 hot blonde: has a rabid chihuahua that probably has red bull in its water dish. That cute girl from school whose house you're visiting: has some mutated English bull terrier/pug mix. Jenna Marbles has an Italian greyhound aka Snoop Dogg http://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/snoop_doggs_dogs.jpg I'm fairly certain girls have ugly dogs like this so they can say "look at how much prettier I am compared to this thing the pet shelter gave to me so they could stop looking at it!" I should clarify that I [i]really[/i] like dogs. My uncle's sheepdog is the most lovable dog I've ever known. I just think some are ugly, and for legitimate ethical reasons, shouldn't have been bred. Read up on pug health problems and you'll see what I mean. [spoiler]Pugs are pretty cool regardless[/spoiler]
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Tell your girlfriend you want to kill her dog so she can remove you from her life.
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Here's an idea...take an hour or two and actually educate yourself on different aspects of dogs and what you can do to properly bond with them instead of dreaming of bringing harm to a completely innocent creature.
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4 RepliesLittle known fact. Grapes kill dogs. Just two or three grapes can kill a toy breed dog. In fact, they are more poisonous than chocolate. Just a random, totally unrelated fact I wanted to share with the community. I try to learn something new every day. On a related note, no one should EVER own a chihuahua, or pretty much any toy breed for that matter. If it weighs less than 20 or 25 lbs, it's a varmint. Not a canine. Good luck
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Tell your girlfriend to get a real dog.
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Just punt it into a river
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[b]How to Flush Your Dog Down the Toilet[/b] Step 1. Take it for a ride alone to the nearest Chinese/Vietnamese/Korean restaurant. Be sure to wear your least favorite shoes & shirt. Step 2. Drop the dog off at the back door with the daily deliveries. Step 3. Punch yourself in the eye hard enough to get a black eye. Tear your shirt and rub dirt on your pants and throw your shoes away Step 4. Drive home and explain to her you were jumped and the people who beat you up stole the dog. Step 5. Volunteer to go to FedEx office store to make "missing" flyers and vow to never rest until until the dog is found. Step 6. Now it's 6 hours later ask her if she's hungry. If so, take her to the restaurant where you dropped off the dog. Order something you can't pronounce. Step 7. After some time you will have to poop. When you do just remember where it came from. Now flush that little shit down the toilet.
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1 ReplyEdited by Djentacles: 12/20/2014 5:07:00 AMHey man. When I was younger my girlfriend at the time had a chihuahua. I was constantly fighting the urge to put it in a slingshot. Long story short, he has become one of the greatest dog companions I have ever had. I would have never realized this if I hadn't just sat down one day and bonded with him instead of pushing his bitch buttons I knew how to. This [b]isn't [/b] the case with every chihuahua!!!! Most of them should be fed to homeless people but there are some out there that have a sweet center if you dig deep enough, and I'm not talking about with knives and other sharp objects
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6 RepliesFeed it food with ghost peppers in it. Works every time :D
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Chihuahuas are probably the worst kind of dog, ugly and mean. Pomeranians come in second bc they are just poofy, furry chihuahuas
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I have a chihuahua. Horrendously territorial little shits. Got more nuts than brain, despite their big heads. He loves me, but he hates everyone who doesn't live in the house.
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1 ReplyDo you have a grill?
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1 ReplyI dated a girl with a dog that was the same breed and it acted the same. We wound up breaking up and the only thing that got me over her moving out was the fact that I didn't have to deal with her dumb dog. If you can't tolerate her dog id say the relationship probably isn't worth pursuing
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Chihuahuas = way too many suicidal thoughts
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1 ReplyFound this thread because I always search #bitchdog first thing when I jump on the forums each day. Well tagged.
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1 ReplyGrind some glass into little tiny pieces and mix it on its food.
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Golf club + dog + ??? = profit
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1 ReplyTell her no more toy dogs or she's gone. If she loves her toy dogs, this relationship is going no where.
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Ask your girl friend to remove its canine teeth, it actually work.
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Feed it rat poison in a dog treat. Then get a real dog, like a pug or something.
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1 ReplyI know how you feel, my neighbour had six Chihuahuas. Dark times.
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Just do it.
