The Covenant armada is approaching Earth and one lone hero stands between them and the annihilation of the entire human race.... Help us [i]Bungie Princess[/i], you're our only hope!
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You can see her nipplese, just like in Frankie's pink Mister Chief art in the weekly update.
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Obbi decides that her face looks better under a bulky helmet.
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Looks like Stosh lost another bet.
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The rest of her MJOLNIR armor will need some variations in the chest area! Master Chieftess
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*thought bubble* "I'm not giving you a thumbs up, you idiots, I'm pointing to the helmet! I CAN'T GET IT OFF!!"
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...and the daughter of BD (of "Doonsbury" fame) turns out to be a big Halo fan....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ringer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet [i]"It puts the helmet on its head."[/i][/quote] Don't forget the lotion for "it's skin". Oh shut up Precious.[/quote] Congratulations, you got the reference. You get the prize.
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- What Master Chief looks like under the armor. - "Feel the pain of my thumbs, -blam!-es! Muwahahahahahahaha!" - Master Chief on his "off" days. - "Does this hemet make my head look fat?"
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at a secret ONI laboratory, MC participates in the development of a new kind of active camoflauge. "looking good! but why hasn't anyone ever told me my head is so damn BIG?!?"
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from countless battles the master chief has slowly gone insane and opted a sex change.
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[b]Recommendations: [url=http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v83/-Tiny-/misc/neckdvlpr.jpg]The Neck Developer[/url] This will help keep the Spartan right side up when bending over to pick up a weapon. [/b]
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What Cortana sees when Master Chief looks in a mirror.
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Halo 2 Multiplayer record, Franke vs Sketch: 0-8 now we see why.
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Although he was willing to reveal the rest of his body despite heavy steroid use, Master Chief was still reluctant to remove his helmet.
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-Luke, I'm your Mother! -Dual-wielding Thumb warrior! -Barbie Chief! -Wonder twin power activate! Form of a Hottie! -Does this make my head look fat? -Who needs armour? After giving birth, what's a few bullets?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ObbiQuiet [i]"It puts the helmet on its head."[/i][/quote] Don't forget the lotion for "it's skin". Oh shut up Precious.
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Look, it even comes with a matching death ring!
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[color=salmon]Salmon.[/color]
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elite: "Oh come on! i expected the humans to make it harder for us to conquer earth!" grunt: "yeah, when i heard all the others talking about how dangerous the chief was, i expected him to be more......" elite: "male?" grunt: "Yeah, i expected him to be a man, not something....pink". elite: "Me too, man those humans just deserve to die for this alone."
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sarge: Chief, i don't care what you wear in the weekends, but when you are on duty, you wear your entire and GREEN armor!
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it's life alright, but not as we know it.
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Marine- She's our only hope..... Wait have you seen this woman!? Commander- No i havn't, why? Marine- I love you commander.................. BOOM!
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Solider: Is it a bird? Solider: #2: Yeah look. Sgt: No its not. Solider #2: Oh sorry my bad. Solider: is it a plane? Solider #3: No, its Bungie Princess! Solider #2: I told you i was right, it was a bird after all. Sgt: God damnit.
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"I enjoy posing for caption pictures so that all the boys can publically show how unfunny they are."
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"Hey...your not the Master Chief!" "Er...yes I am!" "But your helmets pink!" "I...felt like a change. But I'm still really the Master Chief" "Prove it!" "Um..." poses* "Good enough for me. Carry on Master Chief!" "-Ess." "What?" "Nothing!"
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"Master Chief! Before you take off and fight for the human race, do you have time for one quick picture?" "Sure!" "Uh...could you just take one step back please?" "Sure thiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......*splat* "Wort wort wort*