Lol title says it all what would you do for *in a Dr.Evil voice* "1 million dollars" . Lets see if theres any funny comments
I would give RNGesus a blowjob for a million dollars
Edit: Thanks yall for posting some of the most funniest stuff i have ever seen on the forums lol it may not have been completely about Destiny but it was hilarious and way better than reading people bitching on here.
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Get any tattoo as long as it's not above the neck, on the hands or feet. Name it I'll get it.
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Date Susan Boyle.
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I would punch Crota so hard in his mouth with my mouth.
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Stuff… and things…
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Say this is a good game.
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Say "twilight was a good love story". That's only if the one million was given beforehand and I get one year headstart from the people trying to kill me for saying that..
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Would sit cross-legged on the postmaster hut with my balls glued down to the roof while my fellow guardian activates the fan until reset.
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Say "Master Rahool isn't that bad of a guy"
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Why does it got to be bad stuff people? I'd eat an ice cream cone for a million dollars.
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Hmmm for another million? I would, consider retirement.
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Admit that IB gear is legit.
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I'd sneeze for a million bucks
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Jump, you said anything =D
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Skydive with no parachute
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Let's start with what I WOULDNT do for $1m
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Dismantle both of my exotics
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Edited by Astraea Eos: 12/17/2014 11:32:38 PMI'd need to discuss this with my shrink first, as I keep telling her I'm not crazy. [spoiler]I'm sorry, but I don't have time to tell you why I don't have time to tell you I'm not crazy. Someone's asked me on bnet what the craziest thing I'd do for a million dollars. And I need to think of something crazy to beat all the other crazies on bnet. <exits shrinks office>[/spoiler]
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Felch my dads butthole while getting a reach around from the biggest inmate at your local prison jk. But seriously I would kidnap torture and murder anyone you asked if you showed me the cash. Hell I would do that for 50k a million dollars is like a quick fix to retirement, I could work and save but Insta million in the bank? Yeah I would risk my life for the chance at Insta retirement if I got caught I would just man up too, at least in 20-30 years when I get out of prison I would still have the money stashed away and still be better off than if I had worked my whole life
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Funny story, at my works Christmas party a colleague of mine said there isn't anything he wouldn't do for a million £ I only had £20 on me unfortunately There isn't a lot I would do to be honest, I have very little shame
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kill someone not blood related, i'm with or i feels loss would negatively impact my life.
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Walk across the street without holding my mommys hand! Oh she be mad
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I would batista bomb my ex. My mom could catch the 619, word to Rey Mysterio.
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Delete my Thorn Bounty
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It involves hot dogs, three midgets, a race car, a Guatemalan from Honduras and cheese wiz...
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Work 60 hours a week for more than 10 years. Wait, already did that... [spoiler]I know this is just a joke thread, but a million dollars is hardly enough to get excited about...[/spoiler]
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What I say I'd do hypothetically and of the money is in front of me is two different scenarios... At least I'd think it would be