A couple days until Xmas and the apocalypse of new testicles running around the tower, scrub a dub dubbing the crucible, and ruining raids. Don't worry though... They'll be able to instantly buy lvl 31 gear after reaching lvl 20 and blend in with even the most seasoned of guardians saying "don't worry i've done this before". 500+ hours put in? Forget that. They'll put in about 20 and be right on par with you! Hooray for first world problems! So glad I dedicated all this time to "become legend" when the 12 year old across the street will get the game and instantly be on my lvl!
Edit 1: Wow! Thanks for the concern guardians!
If you didn't like this. Lick my buttery taint because I just wasted 1 minute of your life. MWAHAHA
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I'd just love to point out you're one of those noobs your stats ect are terrible LOL and if you have 500+ hours you should kill yourself. you dont even have 2200 grimoire score LOL
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Well I'm definitely bringing my Vex into the Crucible on Christmas...
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[quote]A couple days until Xmas and the apocalypse of new testicles running around the tower, scrub a dub dubbing the crucible, and ruining raids. Don't worry though... They'll be able to instantly buy lvl 31 gear after reaching lvl 20 and blend in with even the most seasoned of guardians saying "don't worry i've done this before". 500+ hours put in? Forget that. They'll put in about 20 and be right on par with you! Hooray for first world problems! So glad I dedicated all this time to "become legend" when the 12 year old across the street will get the game and instantly be on my lvl! Edit 1: Wow! Thanks for the concern guardians! If you didn't like this. Lick my buttery taint because I just wasted 1 minute of your life. MWAHAHA[/quote] This is too great man its going to be civil war
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Edited by Maasaw Dreamt: 12/19/2014 7:48:15 AMHhmmm, buttery taint
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Doubt many new players will join. Most games now get the bulk from the preorder rush.
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Can we just all take the raid explanation posts and videos down? Make them figure it out for themselves ;)
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Noobs have been here since day 1, glitchers/nerfers/exploiters/I want it now and easiers...the list is long.
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The noobz are already here
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Edited by Get2DaChoppa81: 12/19/2014 1:54:46 AMUhmmm. That's actually an incredibly wise business move. Give new players access to newer, better gear immediately. Get them into the game as deep as more dedicated players. Get them hooked. Grow the user base. Add to the pool of dedicated players. Meanwhile, since you're so dedicated, your previous level advantage will have turned into another level advantage. Being level 32 before they can even get the requisite vanguard rank and marks to even buy the equipment to 31 in the first place...
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Won't be able to instantly hit 31. You can get to 20th in less than 10 hours, but you then will have to grind for vanguard 3+ for commendation, you'll need to get the marks to buy all the pieces (impossible to do in 1 week alone) and you'll have had to dedicate some time to getting above par weaponry (raids/strikes/xur) which will require coin grindage, not to mention either farming or buying mats. Simply put, all the time you have spent has caused you to take for granted all the benefits you reap from said time spent. I.E. (extra marks/coins/materials/reputation) I challenge you to start a brand new char with none of your other chars helping (via vault switching of gear) to hit 31st in 20 hours. Keeping in mind we're assuming said noob also has the same knowledge of the game as a veteran like yourself. My money says you can't do it.
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Is this what unemployed Destiny players worry about?
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Why would your taint be "buttery" ?
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Check stats before you play. Simple solution! Or even simplier... dont play!
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and you call your self a legend even as a joke you don't deserve that title you "Clown" LOL
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Oh I'm with you cupcake. God forbid someone I have no connection with should enjoy playing a game without experiencing it the exact same way that I did. God forbid they get something that I didn't just becuase they didn't pick up the game on launch day. They are truly scrubs, and you and I are not elitist pieces of space turtle cr^p.
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Are you dumb like really? You will still need a shit ton of shards to hit even 29. And that wont take a week to complete
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Brace yourself the duck hunt is coming
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Just search on BNG app and look at raid completions. If zero completions than kindly remove.
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ok, so more people bitching about weapons/ not excepting the truth about destiny scamming.. it wont be any different than today.
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Well hopefully Xur acknowledges it and gives us one last chance at a Ghorn or IceBreaker to show the squeekers
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Testicles? You mean Desticles?
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Butter flavored taint is my favorite.
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For every good player, there is 10 idiots. This will never change.
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why not just a harmless Q&A and to prove it they have to be relic holder and if they mess up then kick
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This game always has noobs, from day one really.