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Edited by Magiktako: 12/17/2014 3:16:32 AM
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Do you have to poop?

Yes, slightly

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I'm about to crap my pants

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No

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No u

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I can't poop; too much cheese

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I have a (insert noun here) stuck up my butt

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OP is always a fig

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Well??? [spoiler]If you are currently pooping, seeing as there is no option in the poll, describe to us your dump, and we'll rate it. [/spoiler]

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  • The Kraken has already been released. :(

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    • Maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      • Yeah dude, if you don't then the amount of feces in your bowels grows to the point it starts cutting off circulation and the flesh dies and starts rotting and infecting from the inside out. Stay regular, kids.

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        • Oh god... I just randomly had a liquidy one...

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          • My poop was extremely watery bloody and painful

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            • Hey I'm a toliet typer so yea I'm going right now it stinks a lot:)

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              • I'm pooping as we speak.

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                • I'm currently on the toilet wasting time so I make sure there is no more poo up there hiding. Update coming.

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                  • Edited by Wrenchineer: 12/16/2014 10:06:26 PM
                    As of 5:01 PM EST I slightly have to poop. I am currently heading to the bathroom at my work. Edit: it is 5:02:35 and I have just pulled pants down to take a dump. Edit 2: it is 5:03:17 and I have just commenced pooping Edit 3: 5:04:22 my poop has just fell into the toilet and some water splashed I my butt. F[i]u[/i]ck. Edit 4: 5:05:02 and I have just begun wiping my ass. Edit 5: 5:05:57 I have just finished wiping my ass. Edit 6: poop successful *entire NASA crew starts applauding*

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                    • No I have not pooped in years

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                      • I think I have to poop again

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                        • 3 rectangular brown pieces and one sphere brown piece... I an POOPING

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                          • I just hot off the pooper. No typo. [spoiler]...?[/spoiler]

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                            • 1/10There's no option for currently pooping.

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                              • I have cheese up my butt

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                                • I have a (starfish) stuck up my butt

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                                  • I can feel it in my butt

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                                    • I'm lactose intolerant. Cheese makes me pooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssshhhhhhhhhh splash.

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                                      • Just did

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                                        • Edited by JAMES Z666: 12/17/2014 1:31:04 AM
                                          No, I recently shat. Sorry but I can't shit on your chest :(

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                                          • Where is the > Pooping right now Button?

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                                            • Me and john are filling papers at the oval office and he asked me if I want to see the browns go to the super bowl

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                                              • I love having a big shit. They don't happen often, ;)

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                                                • This thread in a nutshell.

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                                                  • I'm shitting at this very moment.

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