Okay Flood, post all the creepy items you have in your household, I'll go ahead and start it off!
Someone in my household decided it would be a genius move to buy this snowman, and this snowman, talks when people enter the room. So I get up from the couch whilst browsing #offtopic to take a trip to the restroom, and I enter this pitch black restroom, and suddenly I hear, "Ho Ho ho, who's gotta go? Ho Ho Ho, who's gotta go, oh hear in the bathroom don't mind me, I'm here to keep you company!" And I literally jumped and nearly shouted at the top of my lungs, I swear, next time he says that, he's the one going, straight out the window. From the other side of the story, I'm seen getting up, the creak of a door can be heard, then, "Jesus Christ!" As the snowman goes off.
What's the creepiest item in your household?
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We used to have these porcelain clown dolls, glad we got rid of them. They were awful.
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My ex-wife had these porcelain mask that would creep me out similar to the ones in the picture above.
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My mother collects antiques. So there are a bunch of creepy dolls in my house.
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Myself. [spoiler]I live in an asylum.[/spoiler]
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My dakimakura.
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One of my room mates put a very bizarre toilet seat cover on the toilet that makes it look like Santa's head is the toilet tank and his mouth is the lid. Santa has been eating my shit for at least three weeks now... I smell my shit and that's enough for me... he is actually eating my shit... Needless to say I'm very concerned for what horrors await me come Christmas morning...
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Really hoping this takes off, I don't wanna be so lonely on this post