the saltening at first it starts as just a simple craving for salt, you would add a pinch of it to everything you ate then it would become worse, you would crave the salt so much you would get KFC every night once you're at the next stage it's too late. salt based hallucinations of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) will occur, and grains of salt will mysteriously appear where you've stepped. finally, after a strange sent can be smelt from your place of living authority figures will investigate. they will find the bodies of small creators that are native to the area, filled with salt. later, reports of strange happenings would bring the attention of that same authority to the outskirts of town. there would be a large hole, covers by wood. once they removed the cover they would find a small man made cave. upon entering they would notice a body on the ground. it would have no organs or bones. instead it would be filled with salt. they say that if you say "bloody salty" three times in a mirror, your next meal will have salt in it.