[b]What You'll Need[/b]
- 1x Guardian class (any type)
- 1x enemy Titan (Striker)
- 1x corner
- 1x Primary weapon (any)
- 1x unused Special (shotgun/fusion rifle)
- 1x unused radar
- 1x spoon
- Table salt
- 1x Destiny app or bungie.net
[b]Part 1[/b]
[i]Step 1[/i]
Position your guardian in such a way that you are around a dozen feet back from a corner. For best results, stay around corners that are on/near objectives. This is to ensure that any Strikers that come to attack/defend will be mid sprint, and ready to shoulder charge.
[i]Step 2[/i]
Pay no attention to the red section on your radar. Only scrubs who don't have the killer instincts of apex predators use the radar.
[i]Step 3[/i]
If you see a Striker running towards you - [b]DON'T. MOVE[/b]. Titans can only see you if you're moving.
[i]Step 4[/i]
In the event that the Titan does [b]not[/b] stop barreling towards you, try and stop them with you primary weapon. [b]DO NOT[/b] switch to your Special weapon. This will provoke the Titan, Even though it will save your life, special weapons are OHKs in close range, and thus are to be regarded as OP weapons meant for unskilled children.
[i]Step 5[/i]
Die.
〜Now that you're done the first part, let's go over…〜
[b]Part 2[/b]
[i]Step 1[/i]
Stifle your feelings of rage and despair. You'll need those later.
[i]Step 2[/i]
Once you have re-spawned, consume 2-3 spoonfuls of salt, and go to Orbit.
[i]Step 3[/i]
Open up your Destiny Companion app, and go to the Destiny Forum, or head to http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics/0/Default/None/Destiny
[i]Step 4[/i]
Once you have arrived, start a thread. Channel those feelings from [b][u]Part 2, Step 1[/u][/b]. Make sure the title includes [b]"Shoulder Charge"[/b] and [b]"OP"[/b]. This will let others know you are sick of unbalanced mechanics.
[i]Step 5[/i]
The content of the thread can be anything you want, as long as you make sure to clearly express your feelings about how it's [b]inconceivable[/b] that there is such a broken mechanic in Destiny.
[i]Step 6[/i]
Pad your ego and rebuild your self-esteem by replying to people who disagree ans telling them how you have superior skills, but Shoulder Charge is so broken it just [b]cannot[/b] be countered.
☆〜 Congratulations! 〜☆
You are now able to successful react and adapt to Shoulder Charge!
[spoiler]that feel when this is trending already, somehow[/spoiler]
[quote]You don't deal with Shoulder Charge. Shoulder Charge deals with you[/quote]
- Agito
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