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12/10/2014 3:18:27 PM
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Create a disease.
Give it a name and what it does.
Mine would be called the ddos virus, it would make your brain think about too many things and you would literally think yourself too death.
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Prion-based Necrotic Locomotive Virus (PNLV) A prion virus, like Mad Cow Disease, is made of of protein-based viruses that "hijack" cells. Instead of using them to make more viruses, prions will consume the DNA of the cell and replace it, effectively taking over the cell's duties in the host organism. My theoretical variant would infect the brain, necrotizing the frontal lobe almost completely. This would cause a complete shutdown of intelligent thought, violent seizures, and reduce the victim's movement to a shambling walk. [spoiler]Sound familiar?[/spoiler] The breakdown of the frontal lobe would also induce a state of violent reaction to those uninfected, in a similar manner to Mad Cow in bovines. The only way to target the disease would be before it reached the brain, and any violent victims would only be stopped with blows (preferably non-lethal) to the head. Transmission would mainly occur through wounds and bodily fluid contact. [spoiler]Any one get this yet?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAbaddon Does nothing except make you feel uncomfortable. Everyone already has it.
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Loss Of Adequate Dandy (LOAD) This occurs when the disease enters your blood stream through the spread of pubic bacteria from elephants undergoing menopause. From there, the disease builds up in the arteries reaching your brain, eventually causing a stroke. Scientists refer to this as, "Blowing a LOAD"; survivors of this stage become immense dicks, having lost most of there "dandy" capacity. This is the leading cause of degradation of faith in humanity. *The CDC urges those involved in beastiality to cease elephant related intercourse until a proper preventative method can be developed.
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1 ReplyEbolAIDS. Gives people immortality, immunity to all other diseases, and makes your blood the cure for cancer. Lasts for ten minutes, before it straight up kills you by obliterating your soul. Spreads by....well actually everyone and everything is already infected. It just starts when it wants to.
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1 ReplyRight Wing Dominionist Neurodegenerative Disorder Examples of the victims of this disease include Tea Partiers, neoconservatives, fundamentalists, Bill O'Reilly, others Progressive condition where the sufferer undergoes gradual increase in social intolerance, bigotry, hatred towards knowledge, inability to back opinions, and general idiocy. The final stage involves the loss of capability of rational thought and causes the individual to resort to endless, incomprehensible, animalistic banter. This is known as the Fox News stage. Currently present in most of my country's (America's) population.
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The racism virus Turns a white hating black person into a white person. Or turns a black hating white person into a black person
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1 ReplyScratchola It makes the person scratch their skin alot, making them bleed alot. Then, the person will walk into the ocean to be eaten by sharks
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The DeeJ disease. [spoiler]it grows a fedora and neck beard on you . [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesMLG You get rekt, 360 no-scope everything and everyone, even though you don't have a sniper rifle. All you do is eat doritos, drink mnt. Dew, smoke pot, and play video games. You also believe in the illuminati, and pray to Shrek every night. AKA [spoiler]INSANITY[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGingervidus. Makes you ginger and have freckles.
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Try to give me a good name, my mind is completely blank. Your body does not stop moving. You either die from exhaustion or fall unconscious from exhaustion.
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You trying to recreate the way Cortana died
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1 ReplyBadgerTitus you loose all brain cell but still survive to type on b.net
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5 RepliesInternet-itis It makes you respond to everyone else's opinions and comments with rude, mean, and disrespectful remarks.
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The white death, it's a disease carried in snow you start with a cold then it gets worse and worse and eventually you turn into ice.
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Too much gluten and your dick flies off
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Diarrhea disease. Pooped to death
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1 Reply[quote]Give it a name and what it does. Mine would be called the ddos virus, it would make your brain think about too many things and you would literally think yourself too death.[/quote] Isn't this basically what was in Halo 4?
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Edited by PHOENlX DARK: 12/12/2014 7:06:42 PMInverted Penis!
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1 ReplyMAD SNAIL DISEASE!
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Drop Bear syndrome You create a foul odour that reks nostrils You move to ye local forest out of shame Bears nostrils git rekt Bears climb trees to get away from you Bears communicate and form a plan Bears put on bandanas Bears drop on you and kill you
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2 RepliesThe Plare an airborne virus with a medium to short incubation time it will enter the hormone producing parts of the brain and stimulate the production of sex hormones than the person infected will go mad and -blam!- evrerything in its path
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1 ReplyEbola Oh wait
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1 Replythe saltening at first it starts as just a simple craving for salt, you would add a pinch of it to everything you ate then it would become worse, you would crave the salt so much you would get KFC every night once you're at the next stage it's too late. salt based hallucinations of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) will occur, and grains of salt will mysteriously appear where you've stepped. finally, after a strange sent can be smelt from your place of living authority figures will investigate. they will find the bodies of small creators that are native to the area, filled with salt. later, reports of strange happenings would bring the attention of that same authority to the outskirts of town. there would be a large hole, covers by wood. once they removed the cover they would find a small man made cave. upon entering they would notice a body on the ground. it would have no organs or bones. instead it would be filled with salt. they say that if you say "bloody salty" three times in a mirror, your next meal will have salt in it.
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Hipsteris:You instantly turn into an asshole,no exceptions.
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The Michael Bay disease is a relatively new disease that is very deadly. People become infected by watching too many explosions. The effect is that when ever an infected touches something then there is a small change the object will explode. Imagine touching your penis and it suddenly exploding into tiny pieces.
