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Edited by Flood News:
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This Week in the Flood.... 12/6/14
Welcome to the first edition of Flood Weekly. You're summary of the ongoing conflicts within our very own forum. Don't feel like scrolling through a weeks worth of shite? This is the place for you, all of the weekly shite in one place. Confidently separated into a series of organized sections it's just like a normal newspaper, good for bunghole wiping when you've run out of toilet paper in the background.
[b]This Week in Baits:[/b]
This week we saw a new type of thread emerge. Although they've always remained dormant throughout the weeks of the Flood, we've seen them sprout up once again. Follower threads. These threads are made to bait in as many followers as possible. Although what seemed to begin as a joke made by [i]Se7en[/i] about his follower count soon became something much bigger. Brought to its peak by the thread made by [i]Griizly Bear [/i]where in which he garnered a possible thirty followers, although the exact numbers can't be know. As to where and when they came from. Numerous other threads sprouted through out to bait in more followers for several Floodians. Most if them unsuccessful. Late in the week, a thread made to garner followers was made by [i]Jedi Revan[/i]. [i]Revan[/i] created a thread in which to meet a follower goal which would allow him to marry [i]Enderwolf1013[/i]. He later edited the post with gratefulness showing that it was indeed a troll. Yet this didn't stop [i]Griizly Bear[/i] from setting the tremendous goal of 100 followers parodied from [i]Jedi[/i]. He met his goal in one measly day. Well played [i]Griizly[/i]. Well played.
[b]This Week in Sad News:[/b]
[b]Sandtrap[/b], as some of you may know has been diagnosed with a brain tumor that had been dormant. The Cancer is now aggressively attacking him and he is left with a projected 90 day lifespan. Chemo may help but all that is left to do is hope.
[i]Verbatim[/i], a long time asshole has deliver a sincere apology to the Bungie community and was well accepted by most, while [i]Ktan[/i], promised to stop his condescending nature and to discontinue his trolls for a truer foruming life. His apology was not very well accepted by the community.
[b]This Week in Shite[/b]:
Recently we've seen a couple of posts emerge from the well-known posters [i]Gatsby[/i] and [i]Fartmonkey[/i], of course in the form of Shite, but hey as long as it's entertaining right? Well it's not, unfortunately. So keep scrolling my friends, keep scrolling.
[b]This Week in Dying Posts:[/b]
Most posts are a hit and a miss, some getting no attention, some getting maybe a couple hundred replies, but some receive massive amounts of replies, but at some point also fade away. This week we see the popularity of [i]Shewolf's[/i] Selfie Thread dwindle. While the occasional bump will push it to the top of the list we can tell that it just isn't as popular as it used to be. R.I.P. In Peace,
[b]This Week Outside:
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So apparently the Desticles are very mad about a new Bungie update, and Xbox went down... Interesting, but we don't care so moving along... The reclamation of Gaming seems to be moving along successfully but of course the stragglers and the Trolls continue to fight their wars within the comfort of their bedroom.
[b]Honorable Mentions:[/b]
[i]Biosmiley[/i] and [i]Enderwolf1013[/i] were both unbanned this week, while many others of unhonorable mention most likely were as well.
This concludes this week's issue, stayed tuned for next week and all of the Flood's bitterness. In the mean while, stay classy Flood.
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7 Replies>Using the term "Flood" despite the community under that name has ceased to exist for nearly 2 years Never post this, or something similar to this, ever again.
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2 RepliesWhen is our next update?
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WHEN DOES BATMAN COME BACK? PLEASE TELL ME NEXT ISSUE
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8 RepliesBtw get your own tag like #floodnews or something
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Bringing some other peoples ideas together here, you should tag these with #FloodNews, maybe get an editor or reread it yourself a few times, and provide links to the threads you mention. Otherwise, I think it was a great post and I hope to see more of these.
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3 RepliesAhem its "S7ven"
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This week in the flood: Everything is garbage! Everything is bad when you're not part of a team!
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2 Replies[quote]sandtrap[/quote] [quote]brain tumour[/quote] Wow... Just no words.
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You forgot about decimator omega.
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you need an editor. you have some grammatical errors. otherwise, kudos.
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i like it, haven't seen this type of thing in a while.
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[quote]W [b]This Week in Sad News:[/b] [b]Sandtrap[/b], as some of you may know has been diagnosed with a brain tumor that had been dormant. The Cancer is now aggressively attacking him and he is left with a projected 90 day lifespan. Chemo may help but all that is left to do is hope. [/quote] No :'c
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Yeah, I took your advice and used this article for toilet paper when I ran out, but now my iphone is all sticky and gross. Jk I liked it, well written and helps put some sense and order into the chaos that is the flood. Good job man.
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This was actually well written
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I deserve a spot in that mention.
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1 ReplyWait, I'm unhonorable? I -blam!-ing honorable! I'll Fučk your mom in the mother-blam!-ing ass until her anus bleeds dead fetuses and pepper!
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Edited by banj0: 12/7/2014 3:58:20 AMYou must listen to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUCNMjRIfU]this[/url] while reading.
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Edited by tmc92502: 12/7/2014 1:54:40 AM100th, when was this alt created ?
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27 RepliesSandtrap shouldn't even do chemo, that's extremely dangerous. He should heal himself safely with hemp oil. Verbatim had nothing to apologize for.
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You should try adding a comics page or something.
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This thread makes my brain go ／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ / ノ) ） ヽ / ｜ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ / ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／ 丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/ `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
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9 RepliesI miss the O'Blony Factor
