I have discovered that the only thing worse than a white knight... Is a weed knight*.
How to tell you've encountered a weed knight.
1. Those insufferable people who will cling to any argument, no matter how retarded it is, to protect and glorify weed.
2. They sound so brainwashed, bringing up the same tired points that a typical weed knight brings up.
3. It feels like your brain cells are actually suiciding as you are having a discussion with a someone.
4. They say cannabis.
5. They act like it has the power to cure cancer and many other diseases.
If you can add to the list of how to spot a weed knight, do post it here. We need to find out and expose how many of these scum post on this forum.
*trade mark pending
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6. If they wear any Rastafarian colours.
7. They wear clothing displaying a weed leaf.
8. Putting weed stickers on crappy cars.
9. If they say '"you should toke up, that will calm you down"'
10. When they talk a out spreading Nutella on something called a "booty". It's a pirate thing I think.
11. When Caucasians have dreds. (Why would you ever?)
12. When they call weed "grass". (It's not grass -_-. And even real weeds are not grass so stfu.)