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I don't fart.
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Made my wife sick and she went and slept in the spare room once, while i lay there giggling like a little girl
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Bare ass to wood chair. Best. Noise. Ever.
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I farted so hard once that the water from the toilet sprayed up and tickled my butt
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Yep. Thought I tore my boxers in the process. Made a note to cut back on Mexican food.
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Oh yeah. I did one so hard it made my computer chair vibrate.
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You ever think you're gonna fart, but nope.. it was the other thing and it's too late to pull back? Cause that's never happened to me. I'm normal.
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Yep. Quite often
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Just wait till you push with all your might and light the fart with a lighter. You bust an o-ring and a warlock hits your a-hole with scortch.
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By far the best thread on here. At a wedding reception a few years back and some dude in a cubicle let rip with a huge old fart, which made me cackle and laugh loudly. He wasn't impressed whatsoever with my reaction and I still cannot help but laugh heartily when I or others fart in toilets.
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Thank you for the out loud laugh at work!
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You haven't felt pain until you have sneeze-farted.
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Yes :(
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I once cupped my bum with my hand while I farted.
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Sat on the toilet at work......saw this burst out laughing the guy in the next cubicle literally ran out of the toilet....... [spoiler]dunno if its cause I laughed or because my shit smells worse than a moldy corpse[/spoiler] In answer to your question, and because this is the internet and I dont actually know any of you..... I was sat in my car outside my old place of work having a smoke, lifted my right cheek to let out what I thought was a normal fart, it wasnt it was the most ferocious shart in the history of men, it burned like a sun, left me red faced and hurting. Not to mention I actually as an adult craped a little. Instatly put the keys in the ignition and drive home to sort that shit out!!!
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I had fartburn once or twice.
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If I fart and it doesn't hurt...I get concerned
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Farted on my girls face whilst she was asleep with my bare ass and she woke vomiting... Not all fun tho it was on my bed -.-
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When you start getting a little older it's hard to trust a fart...I call it Mexican roulette.
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Edited by 28 stab wounds: 11/28/2014 2:50:09 AMI have a fart machine so when I feel like I need to fart I make a fart noise with the pooter whilst farting to not get people suspicious. :P
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I once farted in a babys face
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I once farted and shít departed.
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The worst is when you brace yourself for a tuba blast mic'ed through a 1000watt amplifier, but instead all you get us a whisper in the wind.. Such a letdown
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It's called a "SHARP" fart In my household! I farted so SHARP I was bleeding once!!!