I'm just gonna assume your a space age version of the devil. So of course if the devil had a kid, he'd be a horrible father. ... which probably means you used to beat him a lot. Anyway I was wondering if you have any tips on opening up case full of nonperishable cans of whoop ass on your baby boy? You know because I'm gonna be seeing him 3 times a week til that smoking ass Queen wants me obliterate her pups.