So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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I had one guy who was munching on cheetos for like ten minutes straight with some crazy family stuff going on in the background. I had no choice but to mute him, and it turned out he was making needed callouts at atheon and nobody could hear him. He was mad at us... : /
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You belly flopped Atheon into his own time stream.
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L2Boneless
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"Can you revive me" and "Hurry up" are not racist comments BTW [spoiler]Nice troll post[/spoiler]
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Omg I laughed pretty good, favorite line was "I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS." Thank you Ser
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Best thread i have ever read
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People were kicking me. Then I realized there was a sign on my back.
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It must have taken all 5 other guardians to kick dat azz into orbit. Daaaaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeuuuummmmm
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Fecking Chuck Norris...
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Awesome
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Aint no room for fat guardians so aint go time for that
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'large and in charge' got me going. Good post, haha.
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Don't believe it if your inactive in orbit it sends you to the main destiny screen. I should know I've seen it happen before.
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I can't stand it when people eat while playing. Misophonia is a real struggle.
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Nobody understands my struggle
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Always go Popeyes.
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This post had me in stitches! But on a serious note to everyone both fat, thin and everything in-between. IF YOU ARE EATING MUTE YOUR MIC PLEASE. Thank you. :)
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You went all night AFK and only got kicked to orbit?! How the hell does that work? I spend 10 minutes in the game and I get kicked back to the start screen.
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All must bow to the power of the Original recipe
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there is no such thing as original recipe extra crispy chicken at KFC as a fat ass myself i know the truth behind this troll.
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LAWL *checked inventory, sees new Vex Mythoclast* "WTF they think I am, a charity case?"
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don't worry, I'm sure running through the Hellmouth in the expansion should burn some fat!
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Racist comments like "Hurry up" and "can you revive me?" Do you know what racism is?
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Fat ppl should pay more tax, there a drain on society..