So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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[quote]So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone. I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS. If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it. So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?" When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge. I hope no one ever has to go through this. (And I am not even a fake IB 30)[/quote] Don't hate on PvP beasts... (hint hint me)
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lost it at [quote]racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"[/quote] lol
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"Woke up the next morning at orbit" lmaoo I'm dead
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0
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You say fat, I say American
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Fake iron banner 30? so getting your gear from luck rather than earning it from grinding in IB is real 30? please stop with that, its -blam!-ing retarded that real and fake 30 is an argument its a game....
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At lest you have chicken
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One question. How'd they know your size and how much you weighed??
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You're from the south aren't you? :/
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Lmao too many people take stupid stuff serious
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R U OK? [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RUOK%3F_Day[/url]
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Yo mama so fat she can control A,B and C at the same time.
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Nice troll post, Leroy.
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I really hope this is a joke... If so, LOL. If not, then... uhh...
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this is so funny actually, nice satire i liked the part about racist comments and woke up next morning saw myself in orbit also it's 7am and I'm fvcking starving and reading about extra crispies doesn't help
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I wish this was true. More fat people need to choke on their food. LEARN TO CHEW!
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Can't believe how many people I saw took this thread seriously!
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Edited by Srodriguez420: 11/26/2014 3:49:55 AMOkay.... I only have 2 questions. 1. How does your weight have anything to do with gaming? As I see it, this is matrix like. You know "you think that's about you're breathing." As in, your physical body has no influence in this place. 2. You are in the vog and not holding your controller? Unless it is a check point. Or it's on hard and you died first. Unacceptable. If you were in a group with me and not playing. I would be voting to kick you also. On another note. if you are eating, mute the mic.
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Was the kfc good?
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I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
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Same thing happened to me except replace KFC for Doritos.
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Hahahahahaha "lick my fingers" hahahahaha
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It serves you right!
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Beautiful
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Oh this topic has made my day. Lol
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Edited by IChchaveNoMoney: 11/26/2014 1:25:38 AMI realize its a joke now lol