I just went 31 kills with an average of 4.43 in crucible, after the match... Zepten- "Get a life you fat f***king nerd" (Yes I added the *s for those of younger age) Me - "Yet you took the time to be mad at my virtual awesomness, embrace the suck." Then I blocked and reported it all. Sarcasm is my strong suit. Do any of you remember your best, wittiest, most sarcastic, or just funny response to hate mail or such? Who has the best? Edit: I don't really think this many people would reply... Are we trending? I can think of some funny stories that really don't have any hate in them, I guess I'll type one up anyway; So I was on BF4 rush, dawnbreaker. It was the end of the first pair and my team was in the exact wrong place every time. I respawned after they took the 2nd MCOM station and armed it, got on a quad and full speed towards the station. * Boom * An enemy LAV drove around the corner with half the other team supporting it. My friend of course saw it and ran, don't exactly know what happened to him.... In my infinite wisdom, I gunned it into a tree as it fired a volley at the only target it saw, me. Bouncing off the tree and wedging the quad into a doorway, panicking the whole time and yelling my a** off. The LAV cranked up to the widow and again fired and blew up the quad I just hopped out of. So with a LAV shooting next to me, the other team moving through the building, and the blazing junk heap of a ATV, I jumped on the wreak and tried to duck under the door. 5 seconds of bumping my head while being shot, I went prone and crawled into the empty room. Then 4 guys walked in. Yelling as I used my frag rounds from an M1014 (I think it was called, the semi-auto shotgun) I lit the whole side of the doorway and through the fire saw all four of them bunny hopping to get away and getting stuck on each other, then they all died. After a whole 10 seconds of hiding in a corner to see what else came, I just left the room and got on another quad, and left. Then I got a message from one of the four. Literally said "Camper...". I sent back; "You don't know the half of it...." Edit #2: Long face has a long one.