Free health care Best pot in the world Everyone loves us We're polite as -blam!- Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens! Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white! We invented basket ball and penicillin. Proven warriors during ww2 canadians report in Forgot to mention Tim hortons Stronger beer Best lakes nd fishing in the world Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time. And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice! Tldr hockey is best sport Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement. #To #report #others #laugh #lots