[quote]Meanwhile at the Tower... Titan: Oh man I want ThunderLord so bad! It's arc damage, just like my crackling personality! Warlock: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Vault of Glass, ThunderLord! Titan: Wow I'm going there right now! (3 hours later Titan returns) Warlock: How'd it go? Titan: Not too good, I got a remote that works on everything or something like that. Warlock: My condolences, maybe next week. *Hunter runs up* Hunter: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Nightfall, ThunderLord! Titan: Gotcha! I'm going there right now. (2 Hours later, Titan returns) Hunter: How'd it go? Titan: Not good, it gave me a multi-tool thingy. I'm no handyman. Warlock: Chin-up my friend! Lets go fight some crucible matches to get your mind off this. *1 hour later the fire team returns from battle* Hunter: I can't believe the guy in last place got ThunderLord...Twice! Warlock: Yea but Titan got 50 kills! Heheh...where is he? Hunter: I see him. *Hunter points to Titan who is banging his head against a wall* Warlock: He's making an impressive dent. Hey Titan, maybe Xur will sell it this week! *Titan lifts his head in hopefulness* (One week later, Hunter and Warlock find Titan sitting in a tree with his head between his knees) Warlock: I didn't know we could get up there. Hey Titan, how'd it go? Titan: Not good he was selling the last of his words or something like that. Hunter: Well he was selling heavy weapon engrams did you get those? Titan: Yea, I spent the last of my motes of light to get one and it gave me a giga horn or something like that, I don't know. I give up! Warlock: Well maybe we could- Gunsmith: SELLING THUNDERLORD! REAL CHEAP! THUNDERLORD HERE! ONLY GOT ONE! (Titan uses Fist of Havoc to get down from the tree knocking Hunter and Warlock off screen) Titan: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GLIMMER! Gunsmith: whoa there pal I'm not looking for glimmer, I need a hard drive transplant so I require only one mote of light. (Hunter pulls himself out of the bushes) Hunter: Hey didn't you spend all your motes on Xur- Where did Titan go? *Titan died* (Warlock climbs down from the awning above the gunsmith) Warlock: I think he jumped off the tower. Hunter: oh well his ghost can revive him right? Oh good it did- *Titan died* Hunter: -oh geez. (One week later) *Titan died* Warlock: Hey Titan! The speaker left a gift for you and all your hard work! It's Thunder- (Titans shoulder charges Warlock and grabs the package and opens it to find a bucket of paint) Titan: What In Traveler's name is this?! Warlock: -Devil Titan: What? (Warlock picks herself up off the ground.) Warlock: Thunderdevil is what I was going to say. Titan: ...F*ck it I quit, I think I WILL take that commander promotion after all. - Commander Zavala: And that's why I have my position today! Well new recruit, did that answer all of your questions? Titan: It sure did! I'm gonna head to Mars now. Commander Zavala: Whoa there, grab a gun from Xur before you go, he's over there. Titan: Oh I already did, he gave me LightingGod or something like that- uh Commander? Where are you going? *Commander Zavala died*[/quote] [spoiler] I got two from nightfall broke one down [/spoiler]

-blam!-ing beautiful.

That's awesome

[quote]Meanwhile at the Tower... Titan: Oh man I want ThunderLord so bad! It's arc damage, just like my crackling personality! Warlock: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Vault of Glass, ThunderLord! Titan: Wow I'm going there right now! (3 hours later Titan returns) Warlock: How'd it go? Titan: Not too good, I got a remote that works on everything or something like that. Warlock: My condolences, maybe next week. *Hunter runs up* Hunter: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Nightfall, ThunderLord! Titan: Gotcha! I'm going there right now. (2 Hours later, Titan returns) Hunter: How'd it go? Titan: Not good, it gave me a multi-tool thingy. I'm no handyman. Warlock: Chin-up my friend! Lets go fight some crucible matches to get your mind off this. *1 hour later the fire team returns from battle* Hunter: I can't believe the guy in last place got ThunderLord...Twice! Warlock: Yea but Titan got 50 kills! Heheh...where is he? Hunter: I see him. *Hunter points to Titan who is banging his head against a wall* Warlock: He's making an impressive dent. Hey Titan, maybe Xur will sell it this week! *Titan lifts his head in hopefulness* (One week later, Hunter and Warlock find Titan sitting in a tree with his head between his knees) Warlock: I didn't know we could get up there. Hey Titan, how'd it go? Titan: Not good he was selling the last of his words or something like that. Hunter: Well he was selling heavy weapon engrams did you get those? Titan: Yea, I spent the last of my motes of light to get one and it gave me a giga horn or something like that, I don't know. I give up! Warlock: Well maybe we could- Gunsmith: SELLING THUNDERLORD! REAL CHEAP! THUNDERLORD HERE! ONLY GOT ONE! (Titan uses Fist of Havoc to get down from the tree knocking Hunter and Warlock off screen) Titan: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GLIMMER! Gunsmith: whoa there pal I'm not looking for glimmer, I need a hard drive transplant so I require only one mote of light. (Hunter pulls himself out of the bushes) Hunter: Hey didn't you spend all your motes on Xur- Where did Titan go? *Titan died* (Warlock climbs down from the awning above the gunsmith) Warlock: I think he jumped off the tower. Hunter: oh well his ghost can revive him right? Oh good it did- *Titan died* Hunter: -oh geez. (One week later) *Titan died* Warlock: Hey Titan! The speaker left a gift for you and all your hard work! It's Thunder- (Titans shoulder charges Warlock and grabs the package and opens it to find a bucket of paint) Titan: What In Traveler's name is this?! Warlock: -Devil Titan: What? (Warlock picks herself up off the ground.) Warlock: Thunderdevil is what I was going to say. Titan: ...F*ck it I quit, I think I WILL take that commander promotion after all. - Commander Zavala: And that's why I have my position today! Well new recruit, did that answer all of your questions? Titan: It sure did! I'm gonna head to Mars now. Commander Zavala: Whoa there, grab a gun from Xur before you go, he's over there. Titan: Oh I already did, he gave me LightingGod or something like that- uh Commander? Where are you going? *Commander Zavala died*[/quote]v

When are you setting up a fundraiser to turn this into a short film. I love this so much

bahahahahaha this is seriously how it goes.

Thoroughly enjoyed your post!

This made my day

Lols my life in destiny

You have wayyyy too much time on your hands kid.

Realm life tho

Lol destiny in a nutshell

I have the same luck with the "Vision of Confluence"!I want it real bad but never get it!

[quote]Meanwhile at the Tower... Titan: Oh man I want ThunderLord so bad! It's arc damage, just like my crackling personality! Warlock: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Vault of Glass, ThunderLord! Titan: Wow I'm going there right now! (3 hours later Titan returns) Warlock: How'd it go? Titan: Not too good, I got a remote that works on everything or something like that. Warlock: My condolences, maybe next week. *Hunter runs up* Hunter: Hey Titan! You'll never guess what I just found in the Nightfall, ThunderLord! Titan: Gotcha! I'm going there right now. (2 Hours later, Titan returns) Hunter: How'd it go? Titan: Not good, it gave me a multi-tool thingy. I'm no handyman. Warlock: Chin-up my friend! Lets go fight some crucible matches to get your mind off this. *1 hour later the fire team returns from battle* Hunter: I can't believe the guy in last place got ThunderLord...Twice! Warlock: Yea but Titan got 50 kills! Heheh...where is he? Hunter: I see him. *Hunter points to Titan who is banging his head against a wall* Warlock: He's making an impressive dent. Hey Titan, maybe Xur will sell it this week! *Titan lifts his head in hopefulness* (One week later, Hunter and Warlock find Titan sitting in a tree with his head between his knees) Warlock: I didn't know we could get up there. Hey Titan, how'd it go? Titan: Not good he was selling the last of his words or something like that. Hunter: Well he was selling heavy weapon engrams did you get those? Titan: Yea, I spent the last of my motes of light to get one and it gave me a giga horn or something like that, I don't know. I give up! Warlock: Well maybe we could- Gunsmith: SELLING THUNDERLORD! REAL CHEAP! THUNDERLORD HERE! ONLY GOT ONE! (Titan uses Fist of Havoc to get down from the tree knocking Hunter and Warlock off screen) Titan: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GLIMMER! Gunsmith: whoa there pal I'm not looking for glimmer, I need a hard drive transplant so I require only one mote of light. (Hunter pulls himself out of the bushes) Hunter: Hey didn't you spend all your motes on Xur- Where did Titan go? *Titan died* (Warlock climbs down from the awning above the gunsmith) Warlock: I think he jumped off the tower. Hunter: oh well his ghost can revive him right? Oh good it did- *Titan died* Hunter: -oh geez. (One week later) *Titan died* Warlock: Hey Titan! The speaker left a gift for you and all your hard work! It's Thunder- (Titans shoulder charges Warlock and grabs the package and opens it to find a bucket of paint) Titan: What In Traveler's name is this?! Warlock: -Devil Titan: What? (Warlock picks herself up off the ground.) Warlock: Thunderdevil is what I was going to say. Titan: ...F*ck it I quit, I think I WILL take that commander promotion after all. - Commander Zavala: And that's why I have my position today! Well new recruit, did that answer all of your questions? Titan: It sure did! I'm gonna head to Mars now. Commander Zavala: Whoa there, grab a gun from Xur before you go, he's over there. Titan: Oh I already did, he gave me LightingGod or something like that- uh Commander? Where are you going? *Commander Zavala died*[/quote]

This isn't a made up story, this the truth. .......... I can't -blam!-ING handle the truth, I just want Red Death!

I have done that tons of times already it doesn't work and I now I'm not the only one getting these errors nonstop it started after this update was launched.

RIGHT!!

Lmao funny but true.

Gold!

Better than the destiny story and shorter too. Ask for £500m to make a game

Very nice bro ;)

very nice