As we all know, Xur is coming tomorrow. When Xur comes, so do the "earners", who will inevitably whine about how they're special snowflakes. So let's guess what they'll whine about tomorrow! What sort of absurd stories might they tell that detail their grueling quest to "earn" their Exotic?? [spoiler]even though they just got blessed by RNGesus...[/spoiler] EDIT: Apparently, Xur will be selling a Special tomorrow. I'm still guessing Gjallarhorn, just because. EDIT 2: I am aware Gjallarhorn is a heavy, I'm saying that despite the fact a Special is likely to be sold tomorrow, I still think Gjallarhorn will be the weapon sold tomorrow, despite being a heavy. EDIT 3: Today's Friday, so no more discussing here. Come back next week, I'll have a poll.