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Edited by Dr Torso:
11/17/2014 2:01:04 AM
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A Feminist Dystopia
>the year is 2030
>wake up at 7:00 am
>my marriage equal is still asleep
>she would be called my wife, but the term was deemed sexist under the extended Hillary Clinton regime
>trans-black son is awake and so is his goatkin boyfriend
>knock on the door
>it's the government aid breakfast, as cooking our own breakfast is rude towards developing countries
>"thanks mistxyr" as i pay him with a $4.20 bill
>get ready to go to work in the equality clinic
>it's shaped like a gladiator arena, where white cis males have to fight african americans to repent for their slavery and oppression
>work until 5pm, leave with $30 in my hands
>get home, and see my college-dropout daughter
>she makes more money than i do, because of the amount of râpe lawsuits she filed during her time in college
>"dad! how could you -blam!-ing forget about me?!"
>"what is it sweetheart? did i forget to put the toilet seat down again?"
>"yes! and now the privilege police are on their way!"
>door gets busted down
>its the fuçking privilege police
>the tackle me down to the ground and pull down my pants
>one officer then takes his nightstick and attaches a phallus extension on the end
>proceeds to shove into my ass
>they flip me onto my back
>four officers grab each arm and leg
>my penis and balls are being beaten by the phallic nightstick
>i sit there in pain, remember how this all started
>it's because i voted for a woman to show others that i was okay with change
>mfw
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2 RepliesThey then proceed to force Estrogen down you're throat to be more accepting of other lifestyles. As you take your last breath as a man, you whimper: "I should have voted for Ron Paul...."
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1 ReplyLet me bump this for you My privilege
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<_< >_> ●_● ;) [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou forgot. All forms of authority are now run and controlled by women because males are bias and unreasonable animals. * sips tea * Hail Monarch Quinn
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Meh, still better than destiny's story...
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Edited by NeXuS: 11/17/2014 10:54:27 AMYou forgot to add the part where you were castrated after your child was born, so as to remove any r[i]ape[/I]y tendencies you may have had.
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10/10 would castrate again-IGN
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I'd buy three regimes like this.
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This is actually pretty funny XD
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1 ReplyEdited by VearDear: 11/17/2014 6:34:58 PM*Walks into off topic; immediately turns around and (briskly) walks back out.*
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Nopenopenopenope
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Almost made me choke on my breakfast,10/10 thread.
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>mfw What's your face?
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2 RepliesGot an idea for a very successful CoD game. World is attacked by feminist group. They kill any men and any women who won't join them. Your mission: Kill all these dumb bitches.
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ohshit.jpg
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9 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Beauty is what empowers a women
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1 Replyle 4chang maymes
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Edited by Deleted User: 11/17/2014 11:48:26 AMTop mirrorspaghetti
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1 ReplyCalm down there, Mr. /pol/ copypasta.
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I want to hear the rest of your story.
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This really reminds me of Sargon's "The terrifying future of Social Justice" video.
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10/10
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2 RepliesWut did I just read? No, seriously. Wut.
