So, I recently got a job at a place that cooks food in front of you. I was going to the back to get my shirt and pants and etc. and the problem gets intense...
He pulls out a tub that says "GRILL SHIRTS" and I start freaking out like...wtf.jpg I'm a dood, no grill here. So I said nah brah, I'm guy.
Allah got mad and manager got confused. I guess grill doesn't translate irl :(
I think I'm going insane. I also said .jpg irl too...no1 thought it was funie.
Wat do, Flud?
Discuss
[spoiler]I executed showtesticles.exe before I realized I was in the wrong[/spoiler]
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Eh, shit happens sometimes.
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At least you didn't get your dick caught in the fan. Sometimes your boss's instructions aren't clear enough.
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Get off this website.
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You know you liked it
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Try to think about blinking and breathing. Come on, do it. Seriously, don’t just read this, but actually do what it says. No, Really. Think about it. Think about blinking and breathing. Welcome to my hell. Now you’re totally -blam!-ing screwed, because now that you’re thinking about this crap you have just taken the reigns of your involuntary bodily functions.
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The title would be funnier if you made it say "Flood, you gave me -blam!-ing herpes"