> Be me
> Beta 17 year-old
> Decide to try acid, know a guy
> Hooks me up, go home
> Close door and blinds to my room
> Time to -blam!-ing party
> Lying on bed waiting for it to kick in
> Ohgawdhereitis.jpg
> Nothing looks right
> Decide to pay a game to see what it's like
> Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
> Get hungry after 10 minutes
> Try to leave, door wont open
> Grab key and unlock door, still required a lot of effort
> Go downstairs
> See parents on couch
> Act cool
> Initiate"Howareyoudoing?".png
> They leave after a while, success
> Make some Nutella toast
> Tastes like shit
> Sudden urge to unleash the airlock in my bowels
> Barely make it to the toilet before decompression
> Feels good mang
> Tired, grab blanket and rack out
> Wake up screaming
> To tired to comprehend nightmare
> Back to sleep
> Wake up in hospital
>MFW
What happened according to my parents.
[spoiler]> Got out of bed and threw Zelda game at the wall
> Hopped around infront of my TV swinging a spoon like a Wii remote
> After an hour I shoved the spoon in the lock and threw myself against the door until the doorknob and my shoulder broke
> Successfully navigated the stairs
> Made a variety of facial expression at my family and repeated the phrase "Are you?" over-and-over until they left.
> Went to kitchen spread Nutella on my bare hand and bit a chunk of it off
> Blood trail to sister's room where I sat on her chair and took a huge dump
> Fell asleep wrapped up in a rug on the floor, where my sister found me ten minutes later[/spoiler]
[spoiler]This is what 4chan does to you, learn from other's mistakes.[/spoiler]
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Don't do drugs period unless you are a wimp with low self esteem then go ahead no one cares what you do
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Pics of hand or didn't happen
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Weed is better
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Your use of LSD was irresponsible and foolish, if that's even what that guy gave you. You did it all wrong. Didn't know how strong it was or what to do while on it. You didn't know enough about it, or the purpose of taking acid to be doing it in the first place. This is what gives these substances a bad rep. You should've done your research before doing anything. There are huge benefits to this drug if done correctly.
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Acid neva leaves ur spine.....
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Drugs are bad( in mr. Garrison voice)
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I remember this
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Edited by Snake Eater: 4/16/2015 5:23:30 PMayy bby
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[quote]Hopped around infront of my TV swinging a spoon like a Wii remote[/quote] [quote] I sat on her chair and took a huge dump[/quote] > I'mDead.jpg/ROFL lol but seriously, vote Yes on Proposition 409 and legalize Medicinal Acid. people are suffering without this important form of medication!
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Prob wasn't acid
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Sounds like a hell of a time...
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Damn dude lmao that's -blam!-ed up
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Edited by Spooky Black: 4/16/2015 4:35:39 AMthis is why you don't jump into drugs you know nothing about lol
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[u][b]NECROBUMP[/b][/u]
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Uhh drugs are bad, mkay
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Im friends with a 14 year old kid that did acid
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Bump lol
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For some reason it makes me want to try it even more yolo bro.
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Edited by imursunshinexd: 1/23/2015 5:03:33 AMI did acid once, and it was -blam!-ing great
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This is by far the funniest thing
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I love this greentext
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Best story ever 13 out of 0.9 oranges
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It isn't that bad.
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Did this really happen??? 😂