Hey, if he didn't put a giant laser cannon in his front yard, there wouldn't be a problem. How was I to know those Praetorians were guarding the safety interlocks keeping his door locked? I was just there with some like minded individuals to get some payback for blowing me up all those times at level 20. Not my fault they started something back then that they didn't have the bolts to finish. When the door opened, I just poked my head in to see if there was anyone home. I thought I might have a word with whoever set their killer robots out front to pick off anyone who flew by. Then the door shut behind me and I was locked in along with five of my best friends. At that point I figured, "To hell with it, might as well go in." Then there's the chests laying around. Really, who leaves their valuables sitting on the edge of some cliff, or tucked into some hole in the wall? I was doing him a service by collecting his treasures and bringing them to the Templar, who might take better care of the guns and armor Atheon so carelessly left scattered about. Then all these vex guys showed up, and minotaurs, and harpies, and oracles. And the Templar is just not interested in talking about anything but what to do with our bodies, so what-the-hell, let's ice this guy too and give Atheon a stern talking to about the company he keeps when we see him. So us six take him out, and there's more stuff laying about, so we pick that up too and add it to the little pile. Then there's his guard dogs, the gorgons. We see one guy go over the hill and suddenly we all get annihilated, so we're like "No way!" and sneak around them, since they're basically unkillable. More stuff laying around. And finally we get to Atheon's living room. More vex guys, those praetorians from before, special hydras and time gates. We six are tired and pissed and ready to give the boss a real talking to about his little friends, and these guys want to kill us (big surprise) so we blast 'em. Finally Atheon shows up and when we try to sit him down and discuss things like modern gentlemen, such as why its impolite to try and annihilate passers by, or hold them against their will, or employ robots with the intention of killing would-be good samaritans, he sets more robots on us and strikes a damn pose before giving us the cold shoulder. "Fu¢k this guy," We say in unison, "he's going down." So we do him just like we did all his goons, and keep his stuff for the trouble. And you have the audacity to call us criminals? I say to you, good day sir!

If the templar is atheons wife, he might want to get a new one. We've broken her shield too many times already [spoiler]If you know what I mean [/spoiler]

The Vex weren't always on Venus. Atheon is merely the ringleader in a group of squatters. I know of no law on Venus protecting squatters from being forcibly removed.

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Lmfao awesome post

Well this made me laugh. +10 to you

All Guardians are murderers. We kill thousands of enemies, often unprovoked, in the name of the Light. What was Sepiks Prime doing before you ended his (its?) life? Just chillin there. Didn't provoke you at all. The Black Garden's heart? Yeah, because those Vex just sitting there worshipping us were [i]totally[/i] about to come murder every person in the City. We all have blood on our hands. Or some sorta strange white fluid, if you are talking about the Vex.

I do as Master Rahool bids, be that murder or mass homicide, I do with loyalty.

I'm sorry Do you mean we are breaking into the house of vex The very same vex that invaded OUR solar system took Mercury, wiped out everyone there, the wiped everyone out on venus wen we already colonized it? You sir are either a traitor to the guardians, and therefore humanity to which a swift end of your life is needed Or you are just another person that needs any kind of attention that they would embarrass themself to get any kind of attention at all Even the beginning cutscene told us that humans got wiped out from our own solar system except for Earth

Atheon is in possession of WMDs.. We will not rest until he has answered for his crimes.

We were given a warrant for the capture and arrest of all who live in the Vault of Glass. If they begin to shoot at us and we are endangered for our life then we are allowed to shoot back. So they cause their own dismay.

The door was practically wide open and I heard a commotion inside so I went in to investigate. I identified myself but then the shooting started. I assumed I had interrupted a break in, I had to do something. After I took care of everyone who was shooting at me I collected all the valuables, you know, just in case. I mean really anybody could just come along and steal these things so who better than a guardian to, you know, keep them safe. I mean really if anyone should be upset it's me. There I was trying to protect his house from criminals, worried about HIS well being trying to do the RIGHT thing. I coulda been killed. I risked life and limb to protect HIS property and THIS is the thanks I get? Accused and victimized by a torch wielding mob because I did my civic duty? I'm basically a hero, if it wasn't for me anybody could have grabbed his chatterwhite and then where would he be?