High School. I was on a bus, driving to Tampa for a theatre competition with my troupe. It was early in the morning (it's like a day-long drive there from where I live), so I was sleeping, sitting next to the chick I was currently into (and who was into me). We'd acknowledged our mutual interest, but she was a commitmentphobe so I didn't get far with her before she moved on to some other douchebag. Anywho, I woke up at one point to find her hand not-so-subtly sliding down my pants towards my dick, and I'm half-asleep at the time, so I'm only half-registering what she's doing and then promptly get her hand out of there. She does this two more times, and I'm pissed each time about it. So yeah. Came close to getting handjob--blam!- in my sleep. Still made out with the bitch all week. I hate past me...