Free health care
Best pot in the world
Everyone loves us
We're polite as -blam!-
Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens!
Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners
We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white!
We invented basket ball and penicillin.
Proven warriors during ww2
canadians report in
Forgot to mention
Tim hortons
Stronger beer
Best lakes nd fishing in the world
Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature
In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon
Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time.
And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice!
Tldr hockey is best sport
Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement.
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Edited by FreneticJester2: 10/28/2014 8:45:31 PM- the average median household income is higher in Canada - Canada has less crime and violent crime - Canada is loved throughout the rest of the world than the US. Many American travellers throw on a Canadian flag to be received better by others. - Canada has more natural resources. - Canada has more jobs - Canada has healthcare for all. - Canada has more than 2 political parties to choose from. - Canada has better gun control. Thus creating less gun related violence. - Canada has less poverty - Canada isn't broke. - Canada has less expensive post secondary education. - Canada makes it easier for everyone to have post education - Canadians are better educated than the US. - Canadian Cities/ Provinces are not going bankrupt like a few American cities and states. - Canada creates the Ebola vaccine