Free health care
Best pot in the world
Everyone loves us
We're polite as -blam!-
Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens!
Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners
We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white!
We invented basket ball and penicillin.
Proven warriors during ww2
canadians report in
Forgot to mention
Tim hortons
Stronger beer
Best lakes nd fishing in the world
Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature
In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon
Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time.
And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice!
Tldr hockey is best sport
Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement.
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My family are all from Toronto originally (generations ago) and my wife and I are probably moving there in the next few years. I've been a Leafs fan my whole life but I'm from Buffalo so when people ask "Why not the Sabres/Rangers" I always tell them I'm a Canadian American. The looks I get are amazing.
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You're right, it's like Sweden, but less racist
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Edited by aBallisticToucan: 10/29/2014 11:32:58 PM[quote]you cant.[/quote] You can't because everyone who does ends up mysteriously encased within a block of frozen maple syrup.
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Canadian Bacon being Ham. You lose.
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It's all [b]aboot[/b] dem heads
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Agreed
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you forgot to add "Trailer Park Boys"
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Edited by joibasta: 10/29/2014 10:25:16 PMNew Zealand has more done than Canada
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Haha Beer? Germany has got that Tim Hortons? I couldn't care less when 5 guys is here in the USA
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Edited by DeathHead1592: 10/29/2014 5:59:19 AMCanada does kick ass I'm glad my state borders it Oh and you guys have some great death metal bands to
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Americans and Canadians arguing which makes better beer...... Hahaha... LOL
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-blam!- the habs!!!!!!!!!
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What developed country sells bagged milk? Dang canadians lol
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Justin Beiber was born there. Your country will never be accepted by anyone. /thread
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Sweden. Done.
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MERRRRICCCCCAAAAAA
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Edited by PVBeachin: 10/29/2014 8:39:47 PMDoesn't matter how many citizens you have, just because we have tons of citizens doesn't necessarily mean that we should have an advantage at sports, that's two points down, and if you were polite you wouldn't curse or brag about how good you are. More people live here because they like it here better. Found from the White House Historical Association: "It has nothing to do with the burning of the house by the British in 1814, although every schoolchild is likely to have heard the story that way. The building was first made white with lime-based whitewash in 1798, when its walls were finished, simply as a means of protecting the porous stone from freezing. Why the house was subsequently painted is not known. Perhaps presidents objected to the dirty look as the whitewash wore away. The house acquired its nickname early on. Congressman Abijah Bigelow wrote to a colleague on March 18, 1812 (three months before the United States entered war with England)"
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Edited by PVBeachin: 10/29/2014 8:49:51 PMOpinions are not fact: Best pot in the world: opinion Hockey is best sport: opinion Everyone loves us: opinion No facts to back those up either. A lot of your points are either incorrect, or based entirely on opinion.
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In another thread some other Canadian said a case of beer cost $38.
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Invented penicillin, nope UK did.
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You guys have France's failed abortion baby.
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35.5 million actually.
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Oh yeah and it was the UK that burned down the White House, not Canada.
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Also think about how many people immigrate to the US. Higher than Canada
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Yeaaaaaahhhhhh gooooo Canada!!!!!!!!!!
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You said your hockey kick the crap out of every one else. The NHL is a Canadian based Hockey League yet Lord Stanley has not been in Canadian hands in what 20-30 years. America -blam!- Yeah!