Free health care
Best pot in the world
Everyone loves us
We're polite as -blam!-
Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens!
Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners
We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white!
We invented basket ball and penicillin.
Proven warriors during ww2
canadians report in
Forgot to mention
Tim hortons
Stronger beer
Best lakes nd fishing in the world
Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature
In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon
Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time.
And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice!
Tldr hockey is best sport
Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement.
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Reason Canada isn't number 1: you're Canada Lololol
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Edited by Cambition: 10/31/2014 2:36:47 AMHere's a joke [spoiler]Canada's Military[/spoiler] Edit: Wasn't there a genocide directly in canada or related to canada?.....
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America doesn't need to make silly posts to prove its dominance and superiority.
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You suck
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Justin bieber Case closed
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I kinda wanna move to Canada now
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*scrolls down topic* *Asks self* "What happened to Canadians being nice?"
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Canada gave us Justin Bieber. Thanks Canada
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Im canadian
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Wow, after reading that Canada sounds awesome...do they have waffles in Canada?
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Calm down Captain Maple Leaf... We get it, your "awesome". Let's just remember that the only reason your nation hasn't been invaded is because of your little mongoloid brother the USA and their ridiculously large military force.
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Bang on. Health care is a huge plus. Taxes really arent that high compared to our minimum wage and middle class. As for the no NHL team in Canada wins? Thats because they are full of American players. Canadian news anchor in Murica because people dont find muricans funny. Americans wearing Canadian flags because their country is disliked. It does happen especially in the Carribean. Probably has something to do with murica.
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Edited by Beef Whistle: 11/1/2014 10:33:20 PM80% of your reasons simply are not true. And you have French-Canadians....the French are a form of moist vagina that smells like death.
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Latveria could destroy you in every way possible, and they have put AI in positions of power instead of everyone being a filthy human.
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I live there. That's why it's the worst country.
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I'm from Canada. I live in Canada. But I do [i]not[/i] think that Canada is the best country. We are still a shitty place.
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But Canada sucks.
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Cold weather Not sure Theres no damn perfect country
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All of your points were made invalid with the existence of Justin Bieber.
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its fu-king cold, im in florida and its cold in the winter yet when i went to canada it was the same temp. in the middle of the summer
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Not that many minorities is the best part.
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too cold : (
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Justin Bieber
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You guys literally have James Bond (Kevin Vickers is his name I think), you win best nation.
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You guys didn't invent pizza
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well we invented the missionary position........your welcome