Free health care
Best pot in the world
Everyone loves us
We're polite as -blam!-
Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens!
Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners
We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white!
We invented basket ball and penicillin.
Proven warriors during ww2
canadians report in
Forgot to mention
Tim hortons
Stronger beer
Best lakes nd fishing in the world
Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature
In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon
Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time.
And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice!
Tldr hockey is best sport
Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement.
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"Hey buddy!" "I'm not your buddy guy!" As they proceed to fart and the women queef
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But Quebec kills it all sorry Canada Quebec is holding you back. 8op
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Well first of all, beacause Canadians live their. Secondly I'd stack manchurian weed against Canadian bush any day.
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Our highschool football teams would dominate your pro teams and better looking women
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Canada is love
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Prove to me Norway isn't the best country. Pro tip: You can't. [spoiler]See what i did there?[/spoiler]
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I thought you guys were nice and humble, not this elitist vibe you're putting off. Its like a burnt fart
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Justin Beiber
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The proof is in the pudding!!
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Justin Bieber
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Pro tip: Justin Bieber
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1) It's not AMERICA. 2) America sucks 3) it's still better than Canada
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The only good thing to come out of canada is rush and that's cause all they could do up there is play music. WHY DO WE LET YOU BE A COUNTRY!!!!- Barney Stinson
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Now that's not true
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