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10/25/2014 6:18:08 PM
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If we're going to introduce primitive weapons into Destiny, how about a sling?
Think about it. For ammunition you could just slip Dinklebot in and fire him straight at the nearest enemy's face. He's pretty spikey and looks like he has some decent mass. At the very least he could annoy the target by saying some inane crap nobody cares about. Either way there would've one fewer enemy shooting at you while you finish the job with a modern weapon.
Description:
"Crafted from the gnarliest sweat-hardened jock straps of the crucible's mightiest champions, the sling has gained newfound popularity with guardians looking to throw Dinklebot as far away as possible. "
I also propose putting a baseball bat in the tower so guardians can play "Dinkleball."
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[quote]If we're going to introduce primitive weapons into Destiny, how about a sling? Think about it. For ammunition you could just slip Dinklebot in and fire him straight at the nearest enemy's face. He's pretty spikey and looks like he has some decent mass. At the very least he could annoy the target by saying some inane crap nobody cares about. Either way there would've one fewer enemy shooting at you while you finish the job with a modern weapon. Description: "Crafted from the gnarliest sweat-hardened jock straps of the crucible's mightiest champions, the sling has gained newfound popularity with guardians looking to throw Dinklebot as far away as possible. " I also propose putting a baseball bat in the tower so guardians can play "Dinkleball."[/quote] Hahahahaaahhha
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Are you being serious?...
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Sure, why not? At first, I thought it was a little silly to put a primitive weapon on a futuristic battlefield, but you know what, screw that. If a Titan can throw shoulder checks like some kind of interplanetary hockey goon, I say embrace the space magic and just do what sounds cool. Two words: Plasma Nunchucks I only suggested a sling because it promotes Dinklebot abuse. Frankly, the annoying little twerp deserves it. I would be in favor of a Dinklebot potato gun for the same reason. As far as I'm concerned, more variety equals more better. As long as new weapon types are reasonably powerful compared to existing ones and the developers don't force players to use them, I say bring it on. Again: Plasma Nunchucks Seriously, it's almost as sweet as pirate ninjas. The bow is cool too. Not my personal cup of tea, but as long as you're having fun poking holes in the bad guys, party on.
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Loved both of your posts. Dyin here!! I'd love for this to be implemented only to watch the forums flood with "Nerf the nunchucks and the sling" posts.
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Haha, good way of thinking.
