Fatal Absolution are looking to expand our Destiny operations Hey look, another clan recruitment thread. Who’s this clan? Fatal Absolution has a short history (1 year) of working passionately together with roots stemming from Eve Online's free MMO FPS sibling Dust514. During our time on dust our clan averaged a whopping 3.8* kdr and a 2.7* win/loss rate. We enjoy FPS and our core group are always in search of mature, no nonsense, humble people we can chill with while shooting people in the face. We have a strong desire to contend on Destiny best we can and have our fun while doing it. We’re a corp created to satisfy the whims of your space commie overlord (but also) top toilet scrubber Princess Zatata! (That would be me) We have monstrous playtime appetite's, a snazzy clan name, and most importantly compete regularly and competitively in the Crucible. Why join us? You get to be an elitist wanker supreme destinylord who gets to fight in lots of crucible matches for funsies until Bungie gives us a ladder system or something where clans actually matter....You will never go hungry for fireteams...I have 2 'pages' of friends on every single day and I'm on quite a bit to the ire of SO and puppies. ALSO! You gain access to our forum warrior department, able to completely derail any thread you may dislike on a whim! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA The ideal reason we want you to want to join is because you crave competitive fights. Personal glory are cool, but love for the fight and the game should ideally be your primary motivators. We hope that in coming here you also develop team cohesion as we learn and succeed together. We do the nightfalls and dailies and all that jazz...some of us across multiple characters, but we're all down to earth guys and gals enjoying ourselves and our friends. Here's our generic list of check-offs that are all negotiable: A sense of humour – games are for fun, after all Microphone/headset + comms able (the ability to get on comms is a must, even if you don’t want to talk) Ability to get on well with people Immediate realization that Princess Zatata carries us all (even when suiciding relentlessly) The intangibles we really care about is aptitude for shooting nerds, good teamwork, co-operation, and ambition to succeed at the competitive levels. There’s very little room for douchebaggery, but we can make an exception if your mic is turned off. P There are no hard KDR requirements. This is because we don’t believe that KDR is a good assessment of skill, only a guideline. You do need to have good combat aptitude, but KDR is only a guideline of that. our soft KDR requirement is 1.6. (Not your all-time KDR, just a factor we weigh during the application matches...if you have a 1.0 KDR and you want to improve and are willing to communicate and listen and you gel with our guys, then welcome to the family) If you’re interested, apply and we’ll run a few matches with you so you can see if we’re a good fit for you. If you would like to get in touch with us contact: Talzera (Aka Zatara) [url]http://destinytracker.com/destiny/player/ps/Talzera[/url] Skeletor_Voltron [url]http://destinytracker.com/destiny/player/ps/Skeletor_Voltron[/url] FusionCommando [url]http://destinytracker.com/destiny/player/ps/fusioncommando[/url] DatBulle215 [url]http://destinytracker.com/destiny/player/ps/DATBULLE215[/url] *proof available upon request