Me: Where's my toy? Bungie: Your what? Me: the toy that's supposed to come with my Happy Meal! Bungie: oh that. You didn't get it this time. Me: This time...? Bungie: But don't worry. If you buy a bigger Happy Meal, you'll have a better chance at getting it! Me: Why should I have to pay more money to get a dinky toy? Deej: Well sir, if it's so "dinky", why do you even want it? Grow up. Me: Whoa now, don't need the hostility. Deej: If only you behaved more like me, a respectable member of the community. Me: Derp, you're supposed to be a professional, yet yer resorting to petty insults, all cuz I want my damn toy. Bungie: Well, tell us your problems. We'll then pretend to care. Me: Screw this, I'm leaving. Bungie: Like we care. Yer just one person.