Seriously, I need help
Suggestions anyone?
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Rent a van, tinted windows. Next, purchase a notebook, a pen, and some binoculars. Park some distance from her home. Utilize your binoculars, jot down her entire schedule, and follow her. This shows her you're committed to her. Quit school and work to show you're faithful only to her, and that she has your full attention. Girls like attention. Show her she's worth your time, follow her inside public places and avoid making eye contact until the final step. This will make her want and lust for you. When you find her finally staring at you, unzip your clothes and show her your body. This tells her it's hers. She may play hard to get and call police, or fake a disgusted reaction. Don't worry. She's faking this to make you want her more. Don't give up. Next, you'll break into her house while she's out. Bring chloroform. She's probably tired, so she won't be clear headed, so she won't want you. Once you drug her, her head will be clear, and she's yours. You'll live happily ever after.