Bungie: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
o______o: Yeah, I'll have the big mac value meal with some water.
Bungie: If that's all, that will be $5.69. Please pull around to the first window.
*pulls around, hands Bungie my money.
Bungie: Here you go, have a good day.
o_____o: Wait, what is this? You gave me an empty bag.
Bungie: Whoops, sorry. This is my first time doing this sort of thing.
o_____o: Understandable.
bungie: Ok, here is your meal. Sorry about that.
o_____o: Dude....you gave me two patties, but no buns, pickles, mac sauce, or any of the other toppings. The fries and water are missing as well. What the hell?!?
bungie: Oh...sorry, you have to pay extra for the toppings.
o_____o: That's -blam!-ing bullshit. I paid $5.69 for the big mac value meal, it says so right back there on the menu.
bungie: Did you read the very small writing?
o_____o: What small writing?!?
bungie: under the menu, it says "price may not always cover all content in the picture.".
o_____o: That is DECEPTIVE and misleading! Now I demand that you give me what I paid for.
*car beeps behind o_____o*
Desticle: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!
o_____o: I CAN'T! NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT I PAID FOR!!! THEY ONLY GAVE ME TWO PATTIES!!!!
Desticle: WHO CARES? YOU'RE THE KIND OF WHINER WHO PROBABLY USED TO EAT AT WENDY'S!!!
Bungie: Ok...look, I'm sorry. Your feedback has been noted. I'll fix this situation right away.
*takes o____o's order back.
o______o: Finally.
*bungie comes back with a dripping bag and hands it to o_____o
o_____o: What the -blam!-?!?!
Bungie: We gave you the water for free.
o_____o: YOU POURED IT IN MY BAG YOU IDIOT!!!!
Desticle: WOW, YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING DON'T YOU?
o_____o: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP -blam!-ING IT UP!!!
Desticle: THEY DIDN'T -blam!- ANYTHING UP, THIS IS THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER!!!!
Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we really want your meal to be satisfactory, but let's stay on target. If you would like to leave some feedback, pull up to our feedback box and leave your feedback on a piece of paper. The feedback box is right over there.
o_____o: That looks like a trash can.
Bungie: It's our feedback box.
o_____o: It IS a trash can!!!
Bungie: Your concern has been noted, leave it in the feedback box.
o____o: HOW ABOUT I LEAVE IT HERE? ALL I WANTED WAS THE BIG MAC VALUE MEAL WHICH I PAID FOR! IT'S VERY EASY TO DO, JUST PUT TWO PATTIES BETWEEN DOUBLE DECKER BUNS, PUT THE TOPPINGS ON THE PATTIES, WRAP IT UP, INCLUDE SOME FRIES, AND PUT THEM BOTH IN THE BAG. THEN HAND ME THE BOTTLED WATER. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, UNSCREWING THE BOTTLE AND POURING IT IN THE BAG?!?
Bungie: We wanted it to be a more interactive experience.
o_____o: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?
Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we are trying to please you. Here, I'll fix the situation for you. *dumps a whole bag of tablesalt all over o_____o.
o____o: *spits and hacks the salt out of his nose and mouth.* WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Bungie: My intent was to dry up the spilled water and bring out the flavor in the hamburger.
o____o: HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT?!?
Bungie, sir, please stay on target. Feedback belongs in the feedback box.
o____o: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!? I used to love coming here. I remember when your slogan used to be "We love to see you smile!". What ever happened to those days, where you actually cared about your customers? Now it seems like you are on drugs. Why do you treat us like thi...
*Bungie shuts the window on o_____o
o_____o: -blam!- this.
*o_____o drives away angrily, forced to accept his mess.
[i]Next time on "If Bungie ran McDonald's"....Bungie nerfs coffee.[/i]
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While I found this amusing, You can hardly compare the making of a game to the making of a burger.
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But.. destiny is 60 dollars not 5
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What's sad about this, is all we get in reply is "your thoughts and criticisms are being heard" and that THIS STORY here was more enjoyable than the whole destiny story.
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We need more metaphors like this
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[url=http://youtu.be/UZ5BpeHVTWY]A bit much but he does make some sense[/url]
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I laughed so hard at how true this is. Haha. Haven't played destiny in 3 days, regret nothing except buying it. I wanted this game to be a success but FFS it's not like they are treading new territory here, look at every other rpg, or MMO, see what worked and follow that method. It's like they suddenly forgot how to make games.
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How is this a satire its spot on.
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Oh long face!
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Could be: Customer drives up to windows, passenger says in a bewildered voice "what is this place?" Customer: I'll have large big mac meal Bungie: ok drive through. Next window Customer: er how much is that? Speaker: I could tell you the price......crickets....
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Gold!
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Sweet pulsating spider christ, longface, you've struck comedy gold again.
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Lmaoooooo
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It would make me feel better knowing its activision's fault not bungie's . If it is activision's then Deej u should tell us. I'm not saying point fingers to change blame becuase it is slightly bungie's fault but already the fingers would point in the right direction. Just my thoughts.
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Where's part 2??????
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It's actually activision fücking bungee up
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Still a better story than Destiny.
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Haha good one lol.
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Can I have two Mythoclasts, hold the nerf.
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And you still play
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Sounds like a butthurt neck beard posted this
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Bravo
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I busted out laughing at the part when he got the water in the bag XD
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You always get screwed at the drive thru.
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you left out the lions zebras flies baboons ect... and the fact no one would be at the next window just a fix your internet so we dont have to do our jobs and fix the mess we made.
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Edited by luckyguess: 10/23/2014 2:01:22 AM[quote]Bungie: Ok...look, I'm sorry.[/quote] That's where the script became unbelievable for me. Bungie would never say this. By the way, you should add dialog where you complained about a flavorless burger and Bungie insists that if you keep eating, the real flavor kicks in after you finish eating... While the burger is digesting in your stomach and it's too late to get a refund.