Bungie: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
o______o: Yeah, I'll have the big mac value meal with some water.
Bungie: If that's all, that will be $5.69. Please pull around to the first window.
*pulls around, hands Bungie my money.
Bungie: Here you go, have a good day.
o_____o: Wait, what is this? You gave me an empty bag.
Bungie: Whoops, sorry. This is my first time doing this sort of thing.
o_____o: Understandable.
bungie: Ok, here is your meal. Sorry about that.
o_____o: Dude....you gave me two patties, but no buns, pickles, mac sauce, or any of the other toppings. The fries and water are missing as well. What the hell?!?
bungie: Oh...sorry, you have to pay extra for the toppings.
o_____o: That's -blam!-ing bullshit. I paid $5.69 for the big mac value meal, it says so right back there on the menu.
bungie: Did you read the very small writing?
o_____o: What small writing?!?
bungie: under the menu, it says "price may not always cover all content in the picture.".
o_____o: That is DECEPTIVE and misleading! Now I demand that you give me what I paid for.
*car beeps behind o_____o*
Desticle: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!
o_____o: I CAN'T! NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT I PAID FOR!!! THEY ONLY GAVE ME TWO PATTIES!!!!
Desticle: WHO CARES? YOU'RE THE KIND OF WHINER WHO PROBABLY USED TO EAT AT WENDY'S!!!
Bungie: Ok...look, I'm sorry. Your feedback has been noted. I'll fix this situation right away.
*takes o____o's order back.
o______o: Finally.
*bungie comes back with a dripping bag and hands it to o_____o
o_____o: What the -blam!-?!?!
Bungie: We gave you the water for free.
o_____o: YOU POURED IT IN MY BAG YOU IDIOT!!!!
Desticle: WOW, YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING DON'T YOU?
o_____o: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP -blam!-ING IT UP!!!
Desticle: THEY DIDN'T -blam!- ANYTHING UP, THIS IS THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER!!!!
Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we really want your meal to be satisfactory, but let's stay on target. If you would like to leave some feedback, pull up to our feedback box and leave your feedback on a piece of paper. The feedback box is right over there.
o_____o: That looks like a trash can.
Bungie: It's our feedback box.
o_____o: It IS a trash can!!!
Bungie: Your concern has been noted, leave it in the feedback box.
o____o: HOW ABOUT I LEAVE IT HERE? ALL I WANTED WAS THE BIG MAC VALUE MEAL WHICH I PAID FOR! IT'S VERY EASY TO DO, JUST PUT TWO PATTIES BETWEEN DOUBLE DECKER BUNS, PUT THE TOPPINGS ON THE PATTIES, WRAP IT UP, INCLUDE SOME FRIES, AND PUT THEM BOTH IN THE BAG. THEN HAND ME THE BOTTLED WATER. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, UNSCREWING THE BOTTLE AND POURING IT IN THE BAG?!?
Bungie: We wanted it to be a more interactive experience.
o_____o: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?
Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we are trying to please you. Here, I'll fix the situation for you. *dumps a whole bag of tablesalt all over o_____o.
o____o: *spits and hacks the salt out of his nose and mouth.* WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Bungie: My intent was to dry up the spilled water and bring out the flavor in the hamburger.
o____o: HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT?!?
Bungie, sir, please stay on target. Feedback belongs in the feedback box.
o____o: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!? I used to love coming here. I remember when your slogan used to be "We love to see you smile!". What ever happened to those days, where you actually cared about your customers? Now it seems like you are on drugs. Why do you treat us like thi...
*Bungie shuts the window on o_____o
o_____o: -blam!- this.
*o_____o drives away angrily, forced to accept his mess.
[i]Next time on "If Bungie ran McDonald's"....Bungie nerfs coffee.[/i]
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Vanguard burgermaster
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Alright - I do not really agree with you, but this was clever and funny. You really needed to have Bungie's manager come over and give you a hard time - not that I am implying a certain corporate partnership is a bad thing... or something. Ultimately, whoever is at fault, there are things wrong. And if we can not laugh about those things, then every late night show ever is doomed, and a whole lot of British comedy also (Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, etc. Monty Python, almost any Brit-sitcom, etc). Satire helps us find humour in the pain. So, again, I do not entirely agree, but thank you for the amusement. I scan further down and see the offensive content thing, and scratch my head. If there are Catholics that can laugh at "The Meaning of Life" and "Life of Brian" - how can we not do the same?
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Guest1: I got disconnected by Zebra error Bungie: Ok we fix it now Guest2: Excuse me I got disconnected by monkey thing Bungie: ok we fix it now Guest2: But the issue still happens when I pick up my warlock charecter ! You such of bullshit Bungie: Then try to push him off of the edge by banana. Guest2: "Has kicked out."
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Not trying to be on bungie's side too much but this is a bit on the harsh side, you make bungie look like idiots, and you kind of have to figure video game making is hard and lots of work and time goes into it, anyway, funny story.
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It's so accurate it hurts
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Bring on episode 2
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Warlock burger with nova flavor. Titans arc with a strong arc taste and a spicy hunter burger with hotsauce?
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This is funny.
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Next episode: "That's not how we intended for you to eat YOUR burger"
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what happened to episode 2 and 3??
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Why do people give this guy any time what so ever? How can someone be so sad that their entire daily activities evolve around making pointless posts about a video game on a forum? This dude is -blam!-ing sad...I feel sorry for you bro, and anyone else who actually has supported this -blam!-ing weirdo. Get a life you sad bastard, because it's amazing how you could possibly just be on a video game forum 24/7...not to mention your posts are horrible lmao
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Ok what you say makes sense and i get your reasoning. But all of you talking crap about how destiny sucks need to sit back and remember that a game like this has never been done before. The people working on this project aren't gods so yah of course there going to ask for feed back to try to make the game better and for those who talk about not getting the whole deal for there "meal" you have no right to talk till your at max level all armor and weapons. You beat all the story missions on hard difficulties and the raid on hard. If you have done all of that then your allowed to complain if not the stop looking for the attention. Thank you and have a nice day.
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Stop complaining and go play another game like Call of Duty already.
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Lol.. i gots a couple :: https://www.bungie.net/nb/Forum/Post/74749051/0/0
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where went the link for episode 2
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This is gold. Gearbox needs to hire this guy to write the the next Borderlands
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Your fault you should have read the whole thing. I got my hunger buster all of it and I am super happy. :)
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Lmao...destiny is exactly like a fast food restraunt the game doesn't look like what i saw in the commercial!
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My entire night is made. Thank you, Long Face
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This is a breath of fresh air
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Bit harsh. Very harsh. Unfair. Cruel. I love it haha.
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Desticle. Man... that -blam!- is funny.
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This describes bungie perfectly , so spot on please continue this forum
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I like Destiny I thought I got what i paid for. There are some places where the game could be better but most of its pretty good. I just don't see where it was striped if someone would just inform me kindly so I can decide for myself please. Just comment what they stripped and what was promised. Thanks
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Nerf coffee? Must be decaf.
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O__O. "I demand a explanation for this mess and why your not excepting my feedback" Bungie. "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" O__O "WTF! You mean u can't explain" Bungie. "I can tell u of... (Closes window an walks away" O__O. ".......-blam!- me"