The woman with the orange. It's not a creepypasta but it's a true story on r/nosleep.

Not a creepypasta but still scary as -blam!-: [spoiler]Dazarobbo's bad day Dazarobbo was having a horrible day. He just got laid off from his job and his girlfriend just kicked him out of her house when she heard the news. His relationship with her had been deteriorating ever since he became a moderaor on bungie.net. Instead of hammering her, he spent his time hammering noobs on the forums. He had nowhere to go and he had no internet. His family was about 777 miles away and he only had enough money and gas to get to 666 miles. Daza knew he had to find a place to stay. So he called his best friend, Bobcast. Daza explained the situation, about how he got fired from his job and kicked out by his girlfriend and that he just needed a place to stay. Bob listened patiently to Dazarobbo. When Daza was done talking he asked, "Do you think I could stay at your place for a couple of days? Until I find a job at least?" "Sure man, Recon Number 54, Foman, TU and I are going to be having a drinking party tonight. You could join us for a couple of days." Dazarobbo thanked him a lot for being such an awesome friend. So Dazarobbo hitched a ride on a bus (his ex girlfriend owned the semi-truck since she was a trucker). 30 minutes later, he was at Bobcasts apartment and he knocked on the door. Bob opened the door up and welcomed dazarobbo in. "The other guys are inside playing halo reach, there are chips and salsa in the kitchen and beer in the fridge, help yourself dude. You will be staying in room upstairs on the left." he said. "Thanks man, I'm sorry to drop in on you like this." said Dazarobbo. "No problem man, I am a doctor. It is my duty to take care of people, especially my friends." Dazarobbo went upstairs to put his things in his room. Then he came back down and said hi to the others. "sup?" said True Underdog, "Hey -blam!- whats happnin?" said foman " Hey son? how are you doing?" said recon number, who took up a whole couch. "Just hanging out for a couple of days. So he sat down to play some games with the other ninjas. When nightfall came, the drinking games started. Foman and Bobcast played against Dazarobbo and True underdog in a game of beer pong while Recon number ate 2 bags of chips and drank one of the kegs of beer. So the games went on and the ninjas got pretty drunk. Dazarobbo, who was staggering drunk, burst out crying all of a sudden. "yo whats wrong bro? *hiccup*" said foman. "Ever since I became a forum ninja, my life went downhill!I had so much fun banning people that I didn't pay attention to my girlfriend or my job! So I lost m-my job and I l-lost my girlfriend a-and she k-kicked me out! " Dazarobbo bellowed. The other ninjas looked at him with sympathetic glances. Bobcast put a hand on his shoulder and said, "You are not the only one. I wanted to become a surgeon. But ever since I became a ninja, my life went downhill. I wasn't able to finish my classes in collegeman, now I am only a nurse. Plus I got kicked out of my girlfriend's house too!" "R-Really?" said Dazarobbo. "So was I man" said foman, who now had tears in his eyes. "I was goin to be a -blam!- lawyer yo! but then I became a ninja! and DAMN! I had so much fun kickin them stupid white folks from bungie.net and haven them swear me out that i forgot to do my classes an shit. my bitch kicked me out of her house and i was on the street! An my homie, Bobcast took me in!" Dazarobbo was astounded. He looked at True underdog, who immediatly broke down and cried. "me too man! I have a beautiful son! But I never paid attention to him because I was a ninja on bungie.net! My girlfriend kicked me out and bobcast took me in!". Recon number 54 burped. "I never knew we were all so alike... I love you guys so much!" exclaimed Dazarobbo "we need eachother don't we?" They all nodded, even recon number nodded, sending undulations through his blubber. So they all gathered around and hugged eachother. Then, what one can only hope was the guidance of the alcohol, they began to fondle eachothers asses. The ninjas began to undress until they were butt naked. Their throbbing banhammers hanging . Dazarobbo and bobcast caught eachother's eyes and began to embrace eachother. While Dazarobbo and Bobcast were making out, True underdog knelt in front of foman. Then foman shoved his big black veiny banhammer into his ass, making True Underdog squeal. Meanwhile, Recon number 54, who couldn't get out of the couch because of his weight, began to jerk his banhammer. Bobcast looked at Dazarobbo's raging banhammer and knelt down. He put it in his mouth and sucked on it. Meanwhile foman and true underdog cried out and they both sprayed banhammer juice at the same time. Recon number was still jerking. Bobcast's sucking was making dazarobbo moan in ecstacy. All of a sudden he cried out and sprayed into Bob's mouth. They were spent. But then bobcast looked at recon meaningfully. Recon, getting the message, pulled out his glass eye. Then bobcast came over and stuck his banhammer ino recon's eye socket. This got recon to moan and jerk off even more furiously. Bobcast screamed as he came into that eyesocket, dripping banhammer juioce down recon's cheek. Recon came all over bobcast's legs. The night went on and the ninjas are now closest friends. But then one night, foman was was monitoring the forums and saw this story. "WHO THE -blam!- RECORDED THIS SHIT AND MADE AN ALTERNATE ACCOUNT ON BNET?!?!?"[/spoiler]

Have you done Prison Of Elders yet? I heard Variks is selling a really good gun. What level are you in Destiny? What weapons do you have? I'm still trying to get my hands on Bad Juju. What do you think the next weekly reset will be? Want to do some of Crotas end? I call dibs on sword, unless you want to! Or you can use Gjallahorn. Want to do some Iron Banner? What gun do you want from it? Maybe we can kill Atheon some time? I heard there's a new cheese for him. How about Trials Of Osiris? Is there anything you'd want from that? Wow! Your ship is pretty cool. Is that the ship from PoE? Have you fought Skolas yet? I heard he's a really really hard guy to kill. Some people nickname him the "player killer". Hah! What a great nickname! The Destiny community is so full of smart and funny people! I'm glad they don't swear or use potty words like other gaming communities. It's so full of great people! And I love Bungie! They're such great game developers! And Activision are great as well! They've never disappointed, ever! Man, they sure are hard-working people! I'm so glad the flood has got two wonderful community managers! Deej really listens to us! And despite all the foul language Offtopic uses, I love them all the same! I'm so glad they accept people like me who live Destiny! I love Destiny. I think it's easily of the greatest game ever made. So spooky

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jvk1166z.esp very creepy

"Toast" "It was 7:50am I should have been awake and hour ago I can't get rides from dad anymore mom will kill me if I'm late I need to get ready eat breakfast and scoot" I headed over to the bathroom and heard running water "Mom are you in there?" No response I tried the door locked I looked at the clock "8:05 I need to move" I headed into the kitchen and grabbed a loaf of bread "Toast it is I guess... Wait where's the toaster?" [spoiler]not mine[/spoiler]

Chat room 98

[url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cell_Phone_Game]The Cellphone Game[/url] [url=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_21328]Read this afterwards[/url]

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The abstergo man

Don't remember the title but it was about a kid who liked a girl who was being bullied so he killed them. I forgot how he killed the first one but I remember he killed the second girl by shoving bugs down her throat and the last one he cut her heart out and gave it to the girl he liked and said I love you.

Oh god, i dont know why im still reading

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