I was there in the kitchen one evening and I saw a spiderbro, I don't kill spiders because they kill flies and moths and whatnot, it's mutual benefit. So I just let the spiderbro out the front door.
4 years later I was sleeping with my gf, she hears a loud noise downstairs, asks me to go check it out. It sounded pretty serious, so I grabbed my baseball bat just to be safe, I go down into the kitchen and there were 2 masked thieves with guns. I honestly thought my life was over.
I close my eyes in fear, only to hear two thuds. I open my eyes and look at their cold, dead bodies on the floor, their brains scattered across the walls.
I look out the window, and in the distance I can see the feint glint of a sniper scope, and a little spider on the trigger.
"Thanks spiderbro" I whisper.
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Lol that was a rage comic
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Edited by Onion Beetle: 10/21/2014 11:02:59 PMI wrote from memory, haven't read the comic in a few years
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Congrats on that. Pretty damn good if you ask me. My memory is pure diarrhea
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Holy shit your awesome
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The sad part is...... This had more of a Plot and a better ending than Destiny's story lmao!!!
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The destiny error codes have more story than the actual game...
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The destiny plot and story isn't even done yet.
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.....and it won't ever be lmao! I'm not waiting 10 years to hear why I was found in a junkyard.
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 10/21/2014 12:09:49 PM[quote]"thanks spiderbro"[/quote] The way it sounded in my head was too funny
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Beautiful.
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Tha fck did I just read
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