My name is Cerberus
I am to face down the forces of evil when ever possible. I guard the good, protect the weak and destroy the evil
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You lie. *cast into Pit of Eternal Peril*
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*destroys the pit of eternal fire* *stares at you drenched in the blood of the dammed with the knife w/ bipod in my hand dripping with blood*
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Ha Ha! You destroyed the wrong pit!
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Wrong pit my ass my only goal was to escape what you threw me into
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Eternal Peril. It is inescapable
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For you maybe but for me, I destroy the things I don't like and that's why your pit is dead.
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Poop. You are covered in poop.
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*Jumps to orbit and crashes back down removing all the poop and destroying your car*
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Jokes on you, I don't have a car!
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Well I guess somebody has a broke ass car then
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[spoiler]Yours[/spoiler]
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Nope mine is in a garage I made sure I didn't jump on my own car
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That is what [b][i]they want[/i][/b] you to think.
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Who are [b][i]they[/i][/b] tell me so I can eliminate them