I haven't seen the sun since September, my parents think I've been kidnapped by an evil cult, work has fired me and I haven't showered in weeks. Also I've run out of doritos and hot pockets.
Update : I just went outside and my god the graphics are awful and the UI is nonexistent. There's not even a button prompt to pick things up!
Update 2 : I looked into the sky and saw a solar grenade stuck up there. This must be the glitchiest thing about reality. Its also too damn bright so the devs need to think about nerfing it.
Update 3 : The sky got really dark but there's no public event starting. I've been waiting 4 hours and nothings happened so I am now heading back to my cave with my supplies.
Update 4 : My eyes have reacclimated to not having a solar grenade stuck in the sky. My supplies will last for another few months. Destiny needs me!
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Edited by Onxide: 2/10/2015 4:18:31 PMIt's a cruel, harsh world out there...
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The outernet is really scary
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Laughed. My. Ass. Off. +1 for you good sir.
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#satire posts are getting shittier and shittier. It's not funny, just stop embarrassing yourself.
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It was a sunny day out today while playing Destiny. So I opened the window and a bag of chips
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Quit reality, it's an over rated game... plus it's like a nightfall if you die no respawn and you get sent back to orbit.
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Hot pockets; every bite is a different temperature.
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I saw some humans but no exos or awoken
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Out of Doritos and Hot Pockets?! You Savage! You get to the store right now and stock up!
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I quit destiny once...
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Edited by EtHeR415: 11/12/2014 6:13:24 AMLol hot pockets I SAID MOUNTAIN DEW MOM!!! *Cartman voice*
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I genuinely look for a radar to my top left field of view if I'm looking for my cat or partner...
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"Outside?" I'm not familiar with that term.
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Good show there sir.
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That Public Event part made me laugh my ass off. I applaud you. Bravo!!
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Cool!! Oh wait, nobody gives a shit.
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I glitched there once. I think it is part of a future DLC.
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Some people just read the title and comment. Smh
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I actually LOLed. Anyone who got mad about this is a tool.
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Troll
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Blah blah blah attention!
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Don't forget to remember that solar burn modifier is on.
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I thought that thing in the sky was an Oracle?!?
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Sam's Club offers bundled Doritos and Hot Pockets. Solution solved