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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The ability to morph one of my hands into a living cat head and the other into a living dog head.
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Never get fat
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The ability to only fly north.
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3 RepliesMake my shits teleport from my intestines, to george bush's meals.
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4 RepliesUseless Superpowers: Being able to teleport only 1 foot at a time. Turning into the hulk, but only while you're asleep. Only being able to fly North. Read Minds, but only when somebody is thinking of something really nasty. X-ray vision that only lets you see through the top layer of clothes. Are these good? Let me know and keep adding useless powers!
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2 RepliesAbility to tell if a girl liked me or not
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The power to expire food as you eat/drink it.
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Eat too much and not hurt my stomach
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1 ReplyThe power to generate infinite lightning fast wifi anywhere
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1 ReplyTo look through clothes but I can choose wich ones to look through wink wink
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4 RepliesBoob bending. Like air bending but with boobs
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Edited by AOSUOMI: 7/25/2015 12:35:04 PM[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyThe power to rag doll anywhere anytime and not harm myself while doing it.
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To wario-style fart jump.
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4 RepliesTo be able to see into the future 5 seconds ahead of the present time
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Be able to make someone think, "Bush did 9/11" whenever I want them to.
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America? It's worth Afew quid! ;)
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Instantly microwave food. So I wouldn't have to wait for so long.
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The power to instantly spawn glasses of milk with my mind
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It's not useless if I have a use for it
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Ability to, once every hour, spawn one medium sized acorn atop some bodies head.
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2 RepliesTurn water into wine
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Burgerchuckin
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1 ReplyCall the exorcist.
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3 RepliesThe power of muting people
